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Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

25.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 41758 🔁 19780 💬 583 📌 678

Trump did the Tom Hanks SNL skit they were all mad at

22.02.2025 18:45 — 👍 975 🔁 205 💬 27 📌 11

He nails it.

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22.02.2025 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. It would be a shame if it went viral.

19.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Edge of my seat the whole time my guy 10/10 would read again.

18.02.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pete Hegseth’s tenure at the Pentagon goes from bad to worse Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s overseas trip started with heckling from military families. That turned out to be one the best moments of his excursion.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s overseas trip started with heckling from military families. That turned out to be one the best moments of his excursion.

18.02.2025 14:05 — 👍 11465 🔁 2907 💬 591 📌 192

Kids will see this in history class one day.

18.02.2025 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of spider-man pointing at another spider-man with the words " no u " on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of spider-man pointing at another spider-man with the words " no u " on the bottom

18.02.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

18.02.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

18.02.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re negotiating with someone whose back is against the wall, you’re not negotiating, you’re extorting.

18.02.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with long hair is dancing in a hallway while another man stands behind him . ALT: a man with long hair is dancing in a hallway while another man stands behind him .

18.02.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cybertruck vs. Honda Civic 🤣

17.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 3196 🔁 624 💬 329 📌 133

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“I understand my duty as a prosecutor to mean enforcing the law impartially, and that includes prosecuting a validly returned indictment regardless whether its dismissal would be politically advantageous, to the defendant or to those who appointed me.” - Former Acting USA, SDNY Danielle Sassoon.

13.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 26579 🔁 6703 💬 569 📌 297

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

13.02.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks to @mrhenrymorris.bsky.social, I’ve seen the next incisive issue of The PNG Courier

13.02.2025 14:33 — 👍 1590 🔁 425 💬 53 📌 35

It was also procured under the line items for other food items.

13.02.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope that sets a real fucking precedent. “Not guilty, your honor. Also, while the evidence of the murder is overwhelming, I submit I am immune from prosecution as I am running for school board. See Adams -vs- New York for relevant case law.”

11.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes he is.

11.02.2025 00:13 — 👍 44250 🔁 9035 💬 645 📌 239

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

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11.02.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You forgot the dicks drawn everywhere.

10.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.02.2025 16:07 — 👍 22679 🔁 8569 💬 867 📌 445

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

10.02.2025 15:26 — 👍 117343 🔁 21301 💬 3722 📌 1100

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The world's on fire, make friends with crows. 🐦‍⬛💕🦐

06.02.2025 15:24 — 👍 8454 🔁 1531 💬 81 📌 44

Good thing that laws overrule community guidelines, and if your community is forcing you to stay married to someone you’re trying to cut from your life, doesn’t sound like a very supportive community.

06.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

06.02.2025 12:31 — 👍 30122 🔁 10929 💬 1170 📌 1814

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