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Brainwash, brainworms, brainchips…oh my. Eat soups, stay sassy.

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I haven’t used it in like 4 years and no reason to go back now. But I’ve always been a little more eBay than Amazon anyway.

25.04.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t know I could love you more than I do. But now I do.

Please please come to OR-2. Blue state but the district is deep red. My neighbors and friends at Crook County Dems want to grow our surprising turnout by activating the young adults.

Rs run unopposed round here. Bring a new message💙

23.04.2025 17:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Chicks - March March
YouTube video by The Chicks The Chicks - March March

This song hits the spot.

07.04.2025 20:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prineville made me so proud yesterday. Thought I was gonna show up to a crowd of 11. (Don’t tell anyone I cried a little when I was met with the surprise of much higher turnout🤣)

06.04.2025 14:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They were placed upon the penguins instead. Maybe some seals too.

03.04.2025 19:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ummm. I would love to very sincerely thank you for setting the new bar. And record. Appreciate all that time, effort and dedication to fighting for what’s right. Holy cow.

03.04.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deserves a medal🙌

03.04.2025 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember kind of liking Elise Stefanik and Nancy Mace but they turned into wet gremlins😞

31.03.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deal! And done!

27.03.2025 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Elon Musk sitting in cabinet meeting with no job title on his name tag. He is wearing a red hat that says “ump was right about foul balls” while his phalanges play just the tip with each other. Smug expression with pursed lips, or potentially in a k hole and watching imaginary badgers open cans of soup with one hand. Nobody knows. I’m sorry. This was long. It’s just a lot.

Elon Musk sitting in cabinet meeting with no job title on his name tag. He is wearing a red hat that says “ump was right about foul balls” while his phalanges play just the tip with each other. Smug expression with pursed lips, or potentially in a k hole and watching imaginary badgers open cans of soup with one hand. Nobody knows. I’m sorry. This was long. It’s just a lot.

Darn. Shame his inbox is full. Would have loved if someone responded with “tell me what your title is” so we can still not know.

27.03.2025 02:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t really know what this means but it gave me a flashback to simpler times of learning how to download “celebrity skins” and drop them into secret PC folders to access them in-game.

It was very much my Xtina era. Get the Dirrty mod, if that’s a thing? 🤣

27.03.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg their tinfoil hats are gonna be so tiny now. How are they gonna survive the 5g?

11.03.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Condensed soup prediction:
Gas prices keep rising
Tesla pushers keep pushin
maga resists
Elon has “maga!” Programmed in as horn sound.
Maga buys Teslas

11.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

How dare you make me lol irl🤣

06.03.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tariff don’t like it
Stop the Krasnov, stop the Krasnov.

Love it

05.03.2025 14:53 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Jasmine crockett speaking into a MTN mic is everything I needed to wake up to.

05.03.2025 14:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
New Zealand MPs disrupt Parliament, stage haka in protest of controversial Indigenous bill
YouTube video by Global News New Zealand MPs disrupt Parliament, stage haka in protest of controversial Indigenous bill

We need some of this today

04.03.2025 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This thought passes through my brain every day.

14.02.2025 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the Laken Riley act especially stung my nostrils. My favorite congresswoman voted for it too. And I fanboy over her so it really sucked. But I know her district well and she probably wouldn’t survive the absolutely guaranteed smear that would have come with voting against it.

08.02.2025 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He also won on being a purple democrat. He attracted the center to win against (omg ew) Dr Oz. He can’t represent all his constituents by representing one party. he can’t get reelected that way either. Id rather have the safety of him than not. But he makes me pull my hair out sometimes.

08.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Couldn’t agree more. If they work for us, we can be better managers. If I was an employee and only received negative feedback with no praise for good work, id resent my managers too.

08.02.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want you to know that you’re my favorite patriot and I appreciate you.

05.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This!

Worry about bells and whistles later. Our fundamental rights deserve your attention.

04.02.2025 20:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember when the tariffs were going to be so “good” that we wouldn’t even be talking about childcare costs?

It didn’t make sense then. But now I get it.

02.02.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hellll yessss

02.02.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dear World, (An Apology From Decent Americans) Dear World,

Dear Leaders of the Free World,

Fight him at every turn.
Make his life miserable.
Expose his ignorance and sociopathy.
Oppose and condemn and marginalize him.
The decent people of this nation are not with him.

We stand with you.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-world...

02.02.2025 16:29 — 👍 32842    🔁 10164    💬 846    📌 529
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Thanks so much for posting about this, Chris! You are an amazing ally & explaining this fear & helping people to be empathetic is so important!

I even had to have that "talk" with my students about their rights, how we will protect them & keep their records secure & what we do to ensure that. SAD!

30.01.2025 23:42 — 👍 290    🔁 115    💬 5    📌 1

Well- I stumbled upon a weird group on a weird encrypted messaging app 2 years ago and have been tuning in as a fly on the wall. They seem to believe it’s a Nazi salute, enthusiastically.

“Looks like he’s one of us!” Was the general response. Nazis are claiming him as on of their own.

23.01.2025 21:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prep for ICE raids: non Spanish speakers, to alert Spanish speakers of an incoming ICE raid shout “Oye La Migra Aqui”. Pronounced “oh yay, La Meegrah, a key”. Translated means “heads up immigration enforcement is here.”

21.01.2025 00:46 — 👍 780    🔁 215    💬 21    📌 6

"I knew that I could never again raise my voice against the violence of the oppressed in the ghettos without having first spoken clearly to the greatest purveyor of violence in the world today -- my own government... I cannot be silent." - Dr King

Happy MLK Day!

20.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 9622    🔁 1873    💬 76    📌 40

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