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Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom Fan account I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL. Acyn @Acyn “This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.” Over a video of Trump accepting his new prize.

Me too.

YouTube video by Belle of the Ranch Let's talk about Trump vs House and Senate oversight: Boat edition....

youtu.be/CtiFrgzj68E?...

Thanks so much for including me, following all!

High comedy right here…

“It’s an acquired taste. I acquired the taste because I love you.”

We all need Leslie Jones energy to survive Thanksgiving.

I’m dying 😂🤣☠️

JUST IN:

This is one seat that needs to be flipped Tennessee! Let’s get it done for @aftynbehn.bsky.social on Tuesday!

#VoteTN #TeamAftyn

My daughter and I visited the house we lived in when she was a baby, and she was shocked a 29-year-old Navy guy could afford a nice house in a safe neighborhood.

That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.

On Thanksgiving I celebrate my survival and choose to be alone. I see friends the rest of the weekend.

This is my kind of good trouble.

Yet another doggie #AMomentofJoy. This must be a dog day afternoon or I’m missing my Henley.

Enjoy! #dogsofbluesky #dogs

Do you see "his highness" double checking that the blood has been thoroughly rinsed off of his hands?

Why does this feel like a rug pull to me?

Meet the family!

The message seems to be that one must love one's own country before one can love any other. But this week let us do whatever small act we can to "Love Ukraine."

Poetry • by Volodymyr Sosiura

Reminder: 🇷🇺Their goal isn't territory! Their goal is the elimination of Ukraine as a nation!

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The relentlessly opportunistic Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn't had a change of heart, much less politics. She is just literate enough to read the writing on the wall. She knows that Trump is damaged goods now. So she may have taken to singing like a bird, but she's really just a canary in a coal mine.

More of this please.

Cunning. She is not smarter, she is cunning (and cuntish),

Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

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Lutnick using position for profit

Noem and co corrupt

Mike Flynn wants more corrupt dollars to be bonkers

The amazing thing about this admin is the corruption is so literal and so overt — in many cases, it’s just a direct transfer of taxpayer dollars to themselves and other b-villains from the show, like this is all completely normal, bc they can’t be bothered to extort corporations & interest groups

Ffs.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.

It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.

Increase in productivity since 1979: 87%

Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32%

Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%.

As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.

On the Senate Dems Courageously Caving to the GOP

I am in a red "welfare" state. I support blue "donor" states turning off the tap.

A real president does this.

Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸

Now this is how to put a curse on someone, lol.