Leviathan 😈🏳️‍⚧️

Nobody:
My 3 year old after I encouraged him to cheer for Jey Uso: "Boo Goober!"

Why must God give the hurtiest tummies to her hottest soldiers 😭

Would banging the Hulk be considered monsterfucking?

The Tiffany Stratton/Nia Jax feud is gonna go so hard. I feel it in my bones
#itstiffytime💅🏻

You better have apologized to Roman for the gaslighting 😭 /j

Shout out to @rosannapansino.bsky.social for consistently cooking that fraud

I'm glad people are starting to realize that Mr Beast is actually fucking evil

Me, watching true crime docos and hearing them say that the now bereaved spouse had taken out a new life insurance policy on the deceased in the months prior.

You shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate Christmas if you hate people who seek refuge in a strange land so they can have a baby.

I think conservatives genuinely overestimate how much of our food is actually made here. Oh, you wanted cheap eggs? Whatever. Enjoy paying out the ass for basically everything else (also there's not gonna be any cheap eggs you dumb bitch)

Friends hugging: WE'RE SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS. NOTHING COULD CUM BETWEEN US *Something squirts between them" *A silhouette stands upon a ridge in the distance* friends: I...IT CAN'T BE Close up of a slick looking cowboy tipping his hat: THE CUM BETWEENER!!

Deleting Twitter has been so good for my brain

Good morning

I made a funny comics starter pack. If I missed you, let me know and I'll go to your profile and judge you
go.bsky.app/GGxs1Nm

If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍

Tell your cat that they're perfect ❤️

I hate this country so fucking much

Me too Benjamin. Me too

Begging Nexus to let me update my Stardew Valley mods without being difficult FOR ONCE 😤