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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.

It’s cool that we have to endure this indignity because the press finds it entertaining and voters are morons

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

(seeing AI image of Epstein in a turtleneck) is it just me or does he, despite everything, have an air of ultra-refined aristocracy to him...

I for one think White Chocolate should speak for another 40 minutes

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

I'm sad but mostly in the way that I was also sad when other fan favorite bench guys left. Makes total sense process wise

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

It's really cool that you are part of the reason why Trump is back in office. I hope you're proud of yourself. Look at all this shit, man. Look at it. This is worse than an aging Biden? Wow.

The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.

*black people are yelling about being sick of our people getting executed*

“Omg, this is just like those annoying vegans.”

Green chun li
#StreetFighter

two different approaches to drawing asuka

i think if i abandoned all my responsibilities and went to live in a cave for six months it would fix me. i would absolutely not spend my time in the cave recreating all the same problems as in the outside world. i would handle it

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Mentally weak team that crumbles with the slightest adversity

Mr. Expiring contract is a vet though!

It brings me immense joy to know that the demonic shitheads running the US government can't outrun their past as bullied little freaks. No matter how much pain they inflict on the "other" it won't fix that. Still begging for approval, still the same blubbering dweeb at the end of all the posturing.

here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong

C.Jay Engel 4 9 @contramordor X.com Tonight at family dinner my 3 year old asked, "Dad, how can we help ICE? What can we do to make sure all non-Americans are sent back to their real homes? We just want our country back." It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound. The deportations are for them. 5:05 PM • 1/12/26 • 50K Views @ 312 C97 13K 只32企

recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished

SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.

Trump appalls with attack on Civil Rights Act: 'White people very badly treated' Critics pounced on President Donald Trump Monday after he complained to the New York Times that the Civil Rights Act – the landmark 1964 legislation that outlawed racial discrimination – was “unfair i...

once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...

jeffrey wright you're so evil you are one evil motherfucker but damn if you aren't magnetic on screen at all times

what i saw on that video was exactly what ive seen right wingers say theyve wanted to do to us for years