Arijan

I also like to fight big lizards with my ass fully out

how I be fighting my demons

What kind of advice do you think decision makers are getting when half the guys in the room bet their mortgages on strikes happening 36 hours from now

You can tell how much trump values Iranian civilian lives and their cries for democratic government because of his pattern of not actually coming to their aid when he said he would and then his insistence on killing them for no reason

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

"The conservative might harm me too"

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

I don’t think that’s true. You have a thought process specific to you, but that doesn’t mean that it’s impossible for others to see your POV and come to agree with you.

No one:
Me: it’s actually the volcanic soil that makes Idaho potatoes so tasty

Man all that work that Heated Rivalry did to rehab hockeys image just for actual hockey players to fuck it up again

For our next act we will signal our disapproval of Trump’s haircut with state approved interpretive dance

Get a life and stop making it the taxpayer’s burden to stifle joy

This massage place I’m at also does vasectomies?????

That is… an insane reaction

lol this was me pleased to make your acquaintance fellow Carolina fan

I think we are intentionally forgetting that most people’s employers and lives do not enable them to vote in elections. We’ve been talking about making Election Day a national holiday for years. Instead of tackling that everyone’s just gotta shit on the working class.

I loveeee Ruth Goodman. You can always tell she’s so passionate about history. Tales From the Green Valley was such a comfort show.

They’re real and I will argue about it

Democrats will be like “why can’t we be more like Europe” until you remind them that European governments have multiple parties and ranked choice voting

“We don’t need to think about who the left will vote for, they need to simply fall in line with what they don’t believe in”
Anyway glad we’ve already deciding on locking fascism in before the primary see yall on the other side maybe

That’s my issue with how the release of files has gone over. Zero accountability, just trauma porn for whoever wants to look at it with no real utility or purpose

Will never forget the Mormon guy I met that kept saying ‘bolt’ instead of ‘bowl’ when he lectured me on ~the dangers of pot~

Man this looks like a quadruple amputee shitting a bullet

THE BABY LOOKS SO SOFT

I do not think 11M Cubans should all starve and die because the US is still mad that they once almost got a little communism in there

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell

The Summer Games includes several events based on or derived from combat, therefore the Winter Games should include an event based on snowball fighting. This could be team, 1v1 or target-based.

Meme that looks like a chat. Person A asks "Do you want to join my religion?" Person B replies "What's your religion?" Person A replies with a picture of a raccoon wearing some sort of funny catholic hat. Person B replies "I'm interested"

Oldie but goodie

Meme: A man and a woman talking. They are both white, wearing light clothes, holding coffee mugs in their hands, smiling, looking at each other. 1) Man: "We should go out for a coffee sometime". Woman: "How about 10 tomorrow?" 2) Close-up on the man's face: "No, that's too many 🫠"