I like to explain that Buzz Lightyear is a convicted cocaine smuggler.
09.03.2026 06:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like to explain that Buzz Lightyear is a convicted cocaine smuggler.
09.03.2026 06:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Somehow everywhere, always. @leestedman19.bsky.social
09.03.2026 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just got Baby Boy into a show in April.
08.03.2026 20:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People wish they could experience the joy of spring in Minnesota.
08.03.2026 16:18 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Pushing 50 and still Oregon Trail tombstoning all my names.
08.03.2026 08:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is too dumb to not keep getting arrested. I wish some animal group would go after him for torturing a goat the past 2 days.
07.03.2026 23:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I left.
07.03.2026 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weβre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47 β π 30239 π 7505 π¬ 224 π 238Itβs been whim based politics for over a decade. You would think people would catch on.
07.03.2026 05:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We need your help bringing two pregnant women back home from ICE detention! Their loved ones and community are asking for financial assistance to support the family during these difficult times.
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
This is the kind of thing I canβt tolerate. I donβt have a staff or resources or anything but I know better than to use my platform to spread unvetted word of mouth from anyone in the federal government right now. Tom Homan just lied about the number of actual agents here multiple times already.
06.03.2026 07:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My senator, who wants to be my governor, parrots information from Homan who already lied about numbers. If there are 150 agents left, why are semi trailers full of trucks still getting dropped off at whipple? Itβs fucking absurd to anyone who lives here except @amyklobuchar.com
06.03.2026 07:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My dad took me ice fishing once and those are the only words he spoke the entire time. Plagiarism.
06.03.2026 07:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would do it but Iβm known over there.
06.03.2026 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Family needs/wants escort to whipple tomorrow.
06.03.2026 02:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ask from a friend. Any contacts? βI have a shoot but I have a family that has to go for an appointment, and Iβm trying to find either an attorney or an escort for themβ
06.03.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
05.03.2026 20:32 β π 7069 π 1232 π¬ 90 π 91One of the elementary schools in Talmageβs school district had an ICE car drive around and then try to park in the parking lot this morning before being chased away.
06.03.2026 01:02 β π 405 π 104 π¬ 2 π 1They replaced her with someone possibly even more shitty and spiteful and nothing has changed on the ground. We are lied to about numbers all the time. I mean, fuck Noem... but nothing changes.
06.03.2026 00:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Horse. Shit. Spend an hour at whipple.
06.03.2026 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The most effective consumer boycotts in history share two qualities: they are narrow and they are easy," writes @rutgerbregman.com
04.03.2026 14:44 β π 2334 π 1163 π¬ 74 π 105Will anyone report the fact that Trump will not be there to welcome the fallen soldiers when their bodies are returned home.
04.03.2026 19:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sgt. 1st Class Nicole Amor was just days away from returning home to her husband and two children in Minnesota when a drone strike at a command center in Kuwait killed her and five other U.S. service members.
04.03.2026 15:17 β π 83 π 35 π¬ 5 π 9"We will not accept a "new normal.' We will keep fighting,"
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