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"Ha ha I'm gonna log onto my 60 burner accounts to tell this guy what a loser he is!"

This is a person who has never heard the laugh of a lover or the words "You're fine." from a doctor.

Well, you've clearly lost the demiliterate, deeply dysregulated cheap cartoon profile demographic. What a shame.

Thank you for doing the work. I have been seething about their stupid larping, clout chasing and theft for months.

Alt National Parks is unethical and stupid to the point of being insulting. This is solid journalism and if you are still caping for this crap after reading it, you are a liability.

Some people seem to get big mad that it's "social media" and not "unilateral broadcast media" (which it can also be if you jist turn off replies).

Oh my god.

A Garfield comic implicating Garfield in the murder if Jefferey Epstein paired with a news headline suggesting an "orange shape" was recorded ascending the stairs to his cell. Since you are blind, Garfield is also orange. That detail makes this joke work.

That lasagna didn't eat itself.

Facebook was HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of bots as of a few years ago and every choice Zuckerberg has made since requires leaning into that.

Facebook is either a much higher percentage of bot activity or most Americans can no longer pass the Turing Test.

We are living in Gomorrah, and this is the sin that will destroy us all.

What a meander that was.

I think you can trace this to a difference between Eastern and Western mythology; a nuanced narrtive journey vs. bedtime stories for barbarian babies.

I'm like a garbage can for french fries

Whenever a subject is being laundered in the media to people who can't process information, then you know it's about to be a huge problem, just not in the way being described.

Darque Path: An Abyssal Australian Adult Emporium | Dirge Magazine The water is fine in this proverbial cave of wonders; a whole garden of unearthly delights awaits you. Slither on in!

I had a fabulous time penning this piece on the otherworldly insertables and alien accoutrement of Darque Path for @dirgemagazine.com 💜👾
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As many problems as ChatGPT et. al may have and problems their raise, "Fancy Search Engine Returns Results That Local Idiot Asked For" is not really a headline that's useful outside of moral panic purposes.

You put me in office, I'm abolishing golf day one, so jot that down.

The Queen of Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms just once a year at night and only for a few hours.

A screen shot of unshowered liberal reply guy Jeff Tiedrich's Bluesky profile with Bluesky's "Account muted" notification visible.

Honoring Chuck Mangione by doing something that feels so good.

Francisco Goya (1746-1828), “Witches’ Sabbath” (1797-1798), oil on canvas, 30 x 43 cm.

The oligarchs are going to try to launder President Vance through the media and be like "Noooo you caaaaaan't!!!!" when they can't contain the babyface memes.

Like half of American slop is younger than your grandma. It's mythologized to justify giving up healthcare and education to feed the military industrial complex.

Get mad, Ghost of Betsy Ross, idgaf.

That flag was a bad start, but the current mess was designed by a 17 year old in the late 1950s. They don't tell you that.

All other political implications and commentary aside, the American flag is a too-busy, embarassing, garbage flag design and I hate it.

Well, they're already working on that unchallenged, so.

i CANNOT stop watching this

You Either Die the Hulkster or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become Terry Gene | Dirge Magazine Despite his frequent exhortations that Hulkamania would live forever, the last decade of his life was marked by Hulka-lukewarm acceptance at best and Hulka-open derision at worst.

Ashes to ashes. Hulk to Hulk.

I thought this was D&Dposting and spent way longer trying to figure it out than I should have.

I'm fascinated by the theological implications that Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne would end up in the Christian afterlife, improbably, and that God would inflict corporal punishment there, when there is already a demiplane just for that.