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It’s still going to drive up the cost of anything that has to be transported by truck, plane, etc.

Maybe just the taste of stress? I bet they don’t let the ants take standardized tests, either.

Not that we weren’t the day after the election, but now we’re *really* past the point that atherosclerosis can fix this.

This is what all the fuss was about? He grew his hair out? It’s obviously still him.

Now now. A garden variety felon and pedophile would do better than this. This is what happens when the people elect a felon and pedophile who’s also a narcissist with the mental capacity of a toddler.

Oh same. Then what the heck? I love her in the House. (I’d love her in the Senate; I just don’t think she has any chance of getting elected.)

A television on the wall of dentist’s office shows an adult and a baby panda hard at work in their habitat. In the foreground, the photographer’s red and white dress and black boots are visible as she sits on a burgundy chair.

Everything is terrible, but the panda cam was playing at the dentist today, so that’s something.

Absolute trash, that guy.

All of this has been so fucking predictable.

ALL of it.

☹️

Not sure I’m following. Successful means he does whatever the fuck and people praise him for it.

Surprising indeed.

Ew ew ew ew. Please no.

It’ll probably be fine. Just don’t worry about it. We have a great negotiator on our side! /s

Fuck that guy.

Can’t! No tank! But it’s currently at the “gas station” in my garage. ⚡️

Franklin is glorious.

Exactly. “These deaths are actually great for us!” 😡😡😡

WHO HAVE WE HERE??

Ohhhh, so “ending war” is now defined as whatever tf he wants it to be. Eating a hamberder = “ending a war.” Starting a war = “ending a war.” Etc.

Sent what I had in the account I use for Venmo.

Ooh! I learned about this in Alaska last summer! They do it to raise the water level so the entrance to their homes (dens?) will be underwater so predators can’t get in.

I was so delighted when a new friend was looking at my phone in my hand recently and asked what a certain app was. I’m a total Paprika evangelist.

I mean if your government sucking is justification for bombing you, uh…that doesn’t bode well for the American people.

Steve, your new electric guitar is FANTASTIC.

She wasn’t wrong. She just had the names swapped.

The Trump war. Another Trump war.

Cornyn has supported Ukraine, which makes him persona non grata in Texas.

Does he not remember how well Carter’s “Hey Americans, let’s all turn down the thermostat and put on a sweater” speech went over?

Didn’t we see that coming over a year ago?