older guy on the N train started screaming about the mayoral race and i was like here we go but then it turns out he was just telling everyone about all the bad shit cuomo did. greatest city in the world baby!
01.11.2025 22:37 β π 3406 π 269 π¬ 13 π 10
Michael Burnam-Fink's review of Sinister Extremity
5/5: "Every day, Griffin Batt goes to work at his job where he cuts off his left hand in a single swift strike. Griffin Batt hates his job where he cuts off his left hand in a single swift strike." ...
bookfiends, if you like queer indie horror, check out Sinister Extremity by Hugh Neil.
"Every day, Griffin Batt goes to work at his job where he cuts off his left hand in a single swift strike.
Griffin Batt hates his job where he cuts off his left hand in a single swift strike."
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01.08.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
30.10.2025 14:21 β π 13799 π 3286 π¬ 225 π 149
that reminds me itβs almost time for my biannual shroom trip
30.10.2025 12:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
criminal neglect
30.10.2025 01:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i could go for a quick coma
29.10.2025 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my calves are extremely tired of trudging up like thirty flights of stairs every time i canvass
29.10.2025 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
hell yeah dude
29.10.2025 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A group of elected officials and journalists gathered outside a bodega for a press conference. Zohran is at the podium.
In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas.
Thatβs why Iβm so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.
29.10.2025 15:27 β π 11658 π 1577 π¬ 164 π 106
steaming hot bowl of hearty beef stew on a table, ample with carrots and potatoes
steaming hot bowl of beef stew check
29.10.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i canvassed sunday, i canvassed yesterday, iβm canvassing friday, sunday and monday. sign up to canvass here: www.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer/ev...
29.10.2025 13:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Make an economy where being a dirtbag is a viable lifestyle option, and you create a society that, as a side effect, allows people to create cool shit.
An economy friendly to dirtbags is friendly to *everyone* with a weird cool hobby.
16.12.2024 12:25 β π 2918 π 398 π¬ 22 π 28
Mamdani did this without tacking to the center by accepting republican framing and throwing marginalized people under the bus or even apologizing for being socialist; something that party operatives who actually want to win might learn from.
27.10.2025 12:30 β π 4386 π 1062 π¬ 51 π 34
Last night, I asked you to turn on your light if youβve knocked on a door.
Now Iβm asking you to sign up for a shift.
Take nothing for granted. We have a future to win.
zohranfornyc.com/gotv
27.10.2025 13:45 β π 7128 π 1517 π¬ 95 π 43
27.10.2025 02:40 β π 78 π 18 π¬ 0 π 1
Thatβs right
27.10.2025 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i could go for a quick case of michelob ultras
27.10.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing."
John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
26.10.2025 06:04 β π 22953 π 3538 π¬ 629 π 226
you know which one.
26.10.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
thatβs a sign of health
26.10.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
does frankenstein show hog
26.10.2025 23:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
yeah you really just actually look like this in good lighting
26.10.2025 23:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Zoom. Enhance.
26.10.2025 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wild how insane people are becoming about zohran mamdani. he has been focusing on the same affordability issues heβs been this whole time and the entire opposition to him has essentially been calling him a terrorist for the last week. god he needs to win, i need these evil losers to feel this
26.10.2025 15:55 β π 8455 π 1079 π¬ 150 π 23
i want Big Pot of Stew Simulator. you manage a huge pot of stew in the middle of the village. you gotta manage heat and moisture levels and add more mutton depending on demand
26.10.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you assemble a meal with carbohydrate foods in the first and last slot, you can sometimes hold the meal. This lets you equip the meal without filling inventory slots.
25.08.2025 23:44 β π 41 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Let me know if you need any more information about meals.
26.10.2025 14:44 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
25.10.2025 07:24 β π 34116 π 4778 π¬ 828 π 390
Dilbert: An Instant Pot?
Wally: Yeah, itβs a really good pressure cooker.
Wally: You can make pot roast in there too, Dilbert. Or Carnitas.
Dilbert: Oh, nice.
Wally: You can make ribs too. Or brisket. All sorts of barbecue, Dilbert!
Dilbert: Cool.
Wally: And get this: You can also make hard-boiled eggs.
Dilbert: That rules.
Wally: And a lot of people donβt know this, but Dilbert, you can also make banana bread.
Dilbert: Badass.
Wally: Iβve heard that you can even make cheesecake in there, Dilbert.
Dilbert: Sick.
14.11.2024 04:05 β π 497 π 70 π¬ 11 π 4
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