Andrzej

This is me. I am a conqueror.

Post something Random, or you'll have an AWFUL March!

I have been a therapist and hopefully again. Whatever you say cannot shock us. I've heard worse. I have also heard boring shit. It's fine though. Most of us just want you better tomorrow than today. I've heard everything.

Maybe deep down I'm an international student of ballet.

My favorite horror girl. I feel like I relate to her in someway unlike any horror protagonist.

Girl, you achieved your point. Lets settle it.

I'm happy enough.

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I like your reports and will keep backing you. You give good insight on this dumpsterfire of the internet.

You are correct

Give it to me straight, boss. I know everything. Lets go.

I am a cancer cell.

I am super rife for cancer. I smoked from 2005 to like 2020, my DNA is carcinogen.

Here is something human bodies are designed for and are super good at: preventing death.

You have nerves. A shitload of them. And a body doing its best job that you don't die.

You do not have a vagus nerve. You have a bunch in that area. You can lose some without paralysis or brain trauma.

When I say "normal" seizures I mean I pass out or 2 to 120 seconds and I lose consciousness. Most are short. I just fade out. In rare cases I have tonic-clonic where I fall and convulse.

If you have extra clothing throw it under their head.

What you should do is make sure my head is safe, call emergency, and mark time. There are two things that make seizures dangerous, they last for minutes or they cause head trauma.

I will not convulse, although in rare occasions I have. If I have a falling-shaking seizure call emergency, while many tonic-clonic seizures are normal, mine are life-threatening. Never stick anything in my mouth. Unless you want to kill me.

I have epilepsy, normal epilepsy. Here's how it works. most of us are not sensitive to light, but almost all of us are sensitive to hunger. But in rare cases flashing lights are a trigger. I have focal onset impaired awareness seizures. I blank out.

My sister is almost exactly two years younger than me but she is mean. She picked up a trait of seeming nice, but cutting your throat in person. She seems charming, almost stupid in person, but she is ruthless as fuck.

I have four siblings. Only two are biological. I've had a step-brother since I was like 10. He's big, dumb and sweet hearted. I was mean to him at first. He was always nice to me. We're cool now. I love him.

I also have a stepsis. I've met her once, when I was 35.

I don't do drugs. I even quit cigarettes over 3 years ago. I haven't used heroin in almost 9 years. Go me.

I am 44 years old, but I still get "Oh fuck! I hope my mom doesn't see my new tattoos!" It's fine. I've had tattoos for over 20 years and gotten more. She is accustomed.

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Most of my best friends are women. I've never questioned it because my friends are good people and that is my selection. If most are men, then maybe we need a conversation.

However odd it comes across, I am a better feminist than these. It shouldn't be weird but women still should rule.

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Watch this movie or else your days are numbered from the seventh son to the seventh son.

It's The Philadelphia Story and you should watch it because it's my favorite of all time.