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@loudgazelle.bsky.social

born without an indoor voice. living the localized pain of distributed systems. enjoyer of maximum chaos. KCMO - ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ tK5E0qOHS2CA

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great hotel with a fantastic location!

26.10.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

26.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoshinobu gonna be yamamotorboating some titties tonight

26.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

go big from home

26.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sleep - Dopesmoker
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go big or go home

youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc?...

26.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POTENTIAL?! Heโ€™s LITERALLY stealing from us.

22.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4610    ๐Ÿ” 1262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

6 years older than Aaron Rodgers checking in

19.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Overlooking a portion of the no kings protest in Kansas City

Overlooking a portion of the no kings protest in Kansas City

Overlooking a portion of the no kings protest in Kansas City

18.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol Jennifer Garner is 6 weeks older than Dave Roberts

12.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sturgis is like gathering of the juggos but for motorcycles

11.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man I wonder if Vladimir Guerrero Jr is related to Vladimir Guerrero.

09.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the tears after their yearly first round playoff loss

07.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@pauldehnerjr.bsky.social Miles Murphy living up to your prediction, just a few seasons late!

05.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brewers are an aberration not a formulaโ€ฆ if it were as simple as doing what they do every team would. Donโ€™t you think the Mets owner would rather spend 1/3 the $ and make the playoffs?

02.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whatโ€™s a sex tent?!

28.09.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a Reds fan in my late 40s living in Kansas City and I really donโ€™t like when they play west coat games. 9:10 start times are brutal

26.09.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a bengals fan this makes me so happy

23.09.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/loud...

23.09.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seven

23.09.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ravens in playoff form already

23.09.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is so messed up.

18.09.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18792    ๐Ÿ” 6098    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1434    ๐Ÿ“Œ 672

Thurman Thomas

08.09.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

07.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tbf I was 8โ€ฆ but also tbf Iโ€™m not playing professional football

07.09.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joe Flacco was 1 when the challenger exploded

07.09.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d love to have to flip back and forth between football and baseballโ€ฆ but the reds play since the break has been a huge part of getting me ready for some football

07.09.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m part of it and they give me ~$25/year via prepaid debit card per HVAC system- I have two. The debit cards expire like 6 months after you get them, though.

07.09.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ve had that in Missouri for a while. Itโ€™s voluntary, and they either give you a thermostat or a discount on one. I think they can raise your thermostat a handful of degrees up to 6x/year- something like that.

07.09.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Know your rights, Illinois.

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06.09.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28672    ๐Ÿ” 12039    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 795    ๐Ÿ“Œ 475

I trim them, cover them in rub, cook them at 325ยฐ, spraying with apple juice every 45 min which is also when i add wood. Pull them when the bark breaks and they bend with not much resistance when i pick them up from one end.
THEN I wrap in foil and rest them in a cambro until weโ€™re ready to eat.

07.09.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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