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@averagefrog.bsky.social

(he/him, 19) I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...

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Latest posts by averagefrog.bsky.social on Bluesky

🫂 :(

04.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can you lowkey give me one of your clones for research purposes?

04.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're not real. Wake up.

04.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're telling me it's not already like that?!

04.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blocked🔥🔥🔥

03.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
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Today's frog is the motorbike frog.

03.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 41    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 1
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Wh- huh??? Why? Like, w- I guess??

02.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Da nite

02.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today's frog is the unicolored cross frog.

02.02.2026 12:16 — 👍 208    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0

"I'm old!" - Jade A. Catgirl

02.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"A good character can be recognized by their silhouette" ahh

02.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look in the mirror right now😈

01.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 22    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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"Hmm, today I will be littering in the forest while also not giving a fuck about my family"

The visibly angered earth spirit (manifested through frog):

01.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 50    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

They poisoned it all😔

01.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There can only be two reasons for avoiding buying bread:
- bread is too expensive
- all bread has been poisoned

I choose to believe the second one

01.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We might need to check your brain

*steals it*

01.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫂🫂🫂

01.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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01.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today's frog is Woodhouse's toad.

01.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 668    🔁 74    💬 15    📌 7
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They have this embedded spade to help with digging

31.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I would've done the same :3

31.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Transformer

31.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today's frog is the plains spadefoot toad.

31.01.2026 13:11 — 👍 726    🔁 81    💬 18    📌 8

This is what an average British meal looks like

31.01.2026 10:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have so much personality that a huge amount of people would hate you for being yourself🥺

31.01.2026 09:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Orange Juice Hatsune Miku :]

I made this design a while ago and it sucked sooo here's a redo!!

#art #fanart #vocaloid #hatsunemiku #miku #aseprite #pixelart

30.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 126    🔁 49    💬 8    📌 4

An absolute gem of a pic🥹

30.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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