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@sunshineshar.bsky.social

Sarcastic optimist | Dark humor connoisseur | Surviving on coffee and good vibes | Here for the chaos

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Happy melanated march!

We celebrate every Black american woman. Every shade. Every career. Every lifestyle.

I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE!

*Poem image by Toni cade Bambara Black american poet from Harlem

02.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

They be scared of hoodoo but not the pedophilic pastors and priests 🤭

02.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with tears running down her face . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with tears running down her face .

The universe is really forcing me to be alone right now. No roster, no back up, no booty call nothing. Nada, nunca, nadie.

02.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

And why did he keep calling it "product"?

02.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes I wish I was

02.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Runs to Google

02.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right, we match energy over here

02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Auntie Nae fine and I don't even like girls...

02.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only right answer 🤣

02.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes! Got me through many situations.

02.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2024...

02.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating it . ALT: a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating it .

My Uncle said there is... And he's a whore, so I believe him.

02.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im ready for the meek to inherit the earth...

02.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Right! All while putting their lives on the line for a country and a man who wouldn't pour water on them if they were on fire.

20.03.2025 10:56 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Smooth Brain Gymnastics

20.03.2025 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They finally released Haymitch's story. I can't wait to read this.

19.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a police uniform is sitting at a table with another man and says paaaa . ALT: a man in a police uniform is sitting at a table with another man and says paaaa .

Season finale of #Invincible, excellently adapted.

14.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely brutal

14.03.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hearing someone say "I'm proud of you" >>>>>>

14.03.2025 17:05 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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I've had a passport since I was 3 y/o and have been flying since. One thing I'm going to do is fall asleep from wheels up to wheels down and I'm always going to clap when we land.

14.03.2025 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
12.03.2025 16:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hands down!

12.03.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I don't gibbadamn about it either 💅🏾

12.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This whole episode featured the kids that were left behind.

12.03.2025 00:40 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Never been more lit than when I turned 40. 🙌🏾

11.03.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, get from over there. They not like us 😂😂

11.03.2025 13:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right! Be sun dresses in Shein bags 😂😂

11.03.2025 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's 2025, being ignorant is a choice.

10.03.2025 22:30 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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two women are dancing in a classroom in front of a rainbow . ALT: two women are dancing in a classroom in front of a rainbow .

Getting your period during Ramadan..

05.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0