Aaron: starring Aaron, as Aaron 🇨🇦

Nice! Way to go, Clare!

On your feet!!!

Oh hell yes!

Went in looking for a basic blue Blue Jays 39Thirty, but apparently they're pretty popular right now. 🤷‍♂️

A purple New Era 59Fifty baseball hat with a purple and white Toronto Blue Jays emblem.

It's new hat day!

I've had my eye on this cap for awhile, but the cost had been keeping me away. Went to get a less expensive cap today and this one was 40% off!

He's the best snuggle-buddy.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt at this moment laying his head on a blue pillow with a white duvet over him.

Nelson: Let's just stay in bed for a few more minutes, then I'll go bark aggressively at them other dogs, k?

Do that thing where you point at your eyes with 2 fingers, then point those fingers at them for bonus points.

I think it's funny to say "Don't steal anything OK?" as I walk past them.

They're just there to intimidate people, and I hate dudes playing power games so it tickles me to turn the tables on them.

As if to say "let's take a second and acknowledge how ridiculous we both are."

I'd eat so many sunflower seeds.

You two are next-level.

I got a postcard today that my mom sent from Switzerland 3 1/2 weeks ago.

drawing of a blue jay putting a Blue Jays cap on their head

LET'S FUCKIN GO BLUE JAYS!!!

Happy Birthday Reese!

I gave him candy and complimented his Halloween costume. 😆

We just got a trick-or-treater with the best Canada Post Halloween costume I've ever seen.

Uniform, mail bags, gray goatee, he really looked the part of a middle aged postal worker.

He even had real mail addressed to us and our neighbors!

It's Friday, it's Halloween, I'm already hopped up on sugar, I took off from work early, I'm off for the next 2 weeks and I am absolutely levitating with positive energy right now.

Breading them makes a lot more sense to me. I always imagined you just cut them into like half-inch slabs and toss them in a pan for a bit.

As someone who's not a huge fan of tomatoes to begin with, I'm curious what makes a well made fried green tomato.

He just wants to stay in bed. 😄

The eternal puppy. 😆

Nelson the black and brown super mutt flopped out on his back in his light blue striped pajamas, on a white duvet with floral print.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt flopped out on his back in his light blue striped pajamas, on a white duvet with floral print.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt flopped out on his back in his light blue striped pajamas, on a white duvet with floral print.

Nelson the black and brown super mutt flopped out on his back in his light blue striped pajamas, on a white duvet with floral print.

Anyway here's some pictures of the most ridiculous dog in the world.

The progression of the selfies was cute to be fair.

The commercials featuring Blue Jays players that they're airing in Canada are awful.

I mean, I can't stand advertisements in general, but the bank and chicken ads are notably terrible.

It's like, none of the commercials are good, but even the butt cream commercials are better.

Wide spread issue apparently. 🤷‍♂️

Only at one of those gross ESPN restaurants, in Atlanta.

I love this song. One of my all time favorites. Helps keep calm me a bit when I feel freaked out about... everything.

🎶I don't mean to come on strong but I am concerned.🎶

Evergreen skeet.

Passes back to work legislation even harder.

They have a bunch of new carts here today.

It's that ol' "I manifest" shit.