He's so excited.....

Traffic them. Sell them to abusers. Kill them at school. All the same Bro!

Hahahahahaha….killing kids…hahahahah…killing civilians…hahahahah. We’re so fucked up.

Our new floor is so low…..

Start of the spring molt…

In another surprise move, warmonger Lindsey Graham has been appointed Iran’s acting Supreme Leader, Ayatollah.

60 kids attending school would have had a different perspective...

Extra innocent. That’s when you’re so innocent you get credit.

48% chance parts of this same group get bounced from Chilis tonight

Face meet leopard

Comer won’t do anything. The circus atmosphere is the only thing they have.

Soak it up Connor. Years from now you'll be able to tell your kids about the guy, who slept with children, giving you a medal!

Lee Greenwood's agent under serious pressure now

I used to in the mornings, now I tolerate it all day long (a little steal from a Drive By Truckers song)

Amazing how "previously scheduled meetings" lined up perfectly with the hockey game...

How is this our reality? I mean, I know, but still....

Hey active Military...still on team Trump?

Some Reporter Please Ask: "Mr President, can you share with us the opening that you personally are looking most forward to?" Watch him short circuit

F-16 > Party City Quinceañera Ballon. I feel safer

Gimmic rock. I was of their generation but never understood the appeal. Most overrated band ever.

When you don't have policy, all you have is oppo...

Nuclear powered coal plants....with a coal backup "just in case"

"Hey kids, a little detour today. We're gonna have lunch with a known sex offender at his place, and although I know he's been convicted of sex crimes with children, I'm taking you all with me. Also, don't get too close with the second nanny as she's staying".

No, they don't even look the same, so these could be nothing alike....

Well, my family does have TWO cars, so this seems reasonable/relatable

The workhorse.

Beginner violin

My wife once said “why don’t you learn to play the ones you have well before you get another”. I cleverly replied something about her purse collection and then retreated. Guitar Acquisition Syndrome is real. Embrace it.

I’d be real hesitant to use any oil/petroleum based spray. Get a pure air high pressure spray (like they use for computer keyboards) and try that first. It’s amazing how a little dust can cut out a switch. I’m no expert, but it’s worked for me on guitars that don’t get a ton of playing.

Very true. But not gonna put them and Beatles in same universe. Just me. Respect all