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Laurie Boris

@laurieboris.bsky.social

Writer, baseball fan, reader. Not going back. Married. Please, no DMs. (or whatever you call them here.)

242 Followers  |  239 Following  |  169 Posts  |  Joined: 10.10.2023
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Man, I never got my check!

31.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I tell you how difficult it is to write speculative fiction based on a current situation that's still shifting? Why do I do these things to myself? πŸ˜€ #booksky

31.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

24.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20815    πŸ” 3296    πŸ’¬ 427    πŸ“Œ 96

Do we remember how Gatsby ended? Sad.

02.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should be Department of War Criminals. Have a nice day.

19.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to read a book or two from the "Top 10 Banned Book List" each BBW. This year's is John Green's "Looking for Alaska." Let the children read!

05.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Banned Books Week: Saving Stories, Saving Children - Mombian Today starts Banned Books Week, and a new report from PEN America is blunt about the current wave of book bans in the United States: "Never before has access to so many stories been stolen from so man...

Today starts Banned Books Week, and a new report from @penamerica.bsky.social is blunt about the current wave of book bans in the United States: β€œNever before has access to so many stories been stolen from so many children.” #BookSky mombian.com/2025/10/05/b...

05.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Book News: Recommendations and Bans Hi, book lovers! In the U.S., today (October 5) is the start of Banned Books Week. Organized by the American Library Association, among other groups, this yearly campaign highlights books that have…

Banned Books Week in America. laurieboris.com/2025/10/05/b...

05.10.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's still needed. F this fuy.

22.08.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of The Call book cover with caption "Before Jen Pawol, there was Margie."

Picture of The Call book cover with caption "Before Jen Pawol, there was Margie."

When one of the first female umpires in pro baseball suspects a big-name player of cheating, her most important call might be her last. In honor of #jenpawol's MLB debut, this novel shows what it was like for women in baseball before her. www.amazon.com/Call-Basebal... #booksky

10.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marc Elias: An Election War Machine Podcast Episode Β· The Bulwark Podcast Β· 07/31/2025 Β· 51m

Marc Elias is always worth a listen. Especially this episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

02.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Cuomo comic - people said my political career ends in disgrace but I’m writing a new chapter one in which my political career ends in abject humiliation

Cuomo comic - people said my political career ends in disgrace but I’m writing a new chapter one in which my political career ends in abject humiliation

Thank you @guyrichardssmit.bsky.social

02.08.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1266    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Right-Hand Man The right-hand man comes into your office. His face is ashen, palms clammy. You can feel the cold sweat from across the room. You knew this day was coming. You’d dreaded it. You’d made crisis-manag…

A little satire while it's still legal in the US. laurieboris.com/2025/08/02/t...

02.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oopsies.

24.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rereading "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay." Michael Chabon is one of my favorite writers, and this one is a favorite. What are you reading? #booksky

30.05.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon featuring a small penguin against a solid pink background. The illustration is divided into two parts. 

In the top part, the penguin stands with open wings, displaying a neutral expression. A speech bubble above it states, "You just triggered my fight-or-flight response."

In the bottom part, the same penguin is holding a small black handgun. Its expression and pose remain the same. A speech bubble reads, "But I'm a flightless bird..."

A cartoon featuring a small penguin against a solid pink background. The illustration is divided into two parts. In the top part, the penguin stands with open wings, displaying a neutral expression. A speech bubble above it states, "You just triggered my fight-or-flight response." In the bottom part, the same penguin is holding a small black handgun. Its expression and pose remain the same. A speech bubble reads, "But I'm a flightless bird..."

I shared this before on the book of faces. It's a favorite meme.

22.05.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started rereading the book!

19.05.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge Rules That Trump Administration Takeover of Institute of Peace Is Illegal

A federal judge ruled that the Trump administration’s takeover and gutting of the U.S. Institute of Peace were unlawful and a β€œgross usurpation of power” and ordered the reinstatement of officials ejected by the White House.

19.05.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 778    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9
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a black and white penguin is walking on a snowy surface ALT: a black and white penguin is walking on a snowy surface
17.05.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digitally altered image of Marilyn Monroe reading Drawing Breath.

Digitally altered image of Marilyn Monroe reading Drawing Breath.

Worried that the new woman in her chronically ill art teacher’s life will be his undoing, sixteen-year-old Caitlin makes one very big mistake. β€œA beautiful story about love, passion, need and living life on your own terms.” Drawing Breath 99c through May. books2read.com/u/4AwAJe #cysticfibrosis

17.05.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started watching, because I adore all things Palladino and my niece is a ballet dancer. I think I'll need a couple of episodes to settle in. Their dialogue is fast enough without it being in two languages, even though I understand French!

04.05.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this why he didn't put his hand on the Bible at his inauguration?

04.05.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we surprised?

04.05.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says, β€˜I don’t know,’ when asked if he’s required to uphold Constitution The president also downplayed fears of a recession and spoke of potential successors when his four-year term ends in an NBC interview.

New: β€œTrump says, β€˜I don’t know,’ when asked if he’s required to uphold Constitution”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

04.05.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1205    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 184

Also what if the president tries to enter a country that bars the entry of convicted American felons? Actually, that’s kind of the other country’s problem, isn’t it? πŸ€”

11.04.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6014    πŸ” 990    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 21

If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to STOP IT.

Moonshot.
Woodstock.
Watergate.
Punk rock.

10.04.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it crosses the U.S. border illegally, it's our job to STOP IT.

The chores.
The stores.
Fresh air.
Times Square.

10.04.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't want to alarm anyone, but reliable sources say a large caravan of penguins is headed toward our Southern border. 🐧

04.04.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3053    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 46
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Interim US attorney for DC likens Jan. 6 cases to Japanese internment Ed Martin said he's "expanded" the scope of his inquiry into the office's handling of cases stemming from the Jan. 6 attack, according to an email obtained by ABC News.

This is an outrageous statement and should be disqualifying.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/int...

05.04.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 15
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This MAY be my fav yet πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌ

04.04.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0