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Broken clock being right twice a day…

28.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that a $175 prime rib?

28.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh.

28.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser today and am currently enjoying a frothy cup of milky 50% cocoa hot chocolate!

28.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jigglypuff is peeking out from behind a tree in the woods ALT: jigglypuff is peeking out from behind a tree in the woods

What would give you that feeling?

27.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And NJ bloomfs?

27.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would like to do all three of these consistently rather than just drinking enough water...

27.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And so did you! Happy Friday!

27.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Be the final evo form that you want to see.

27.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s fun or tedious, depending…

27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m getting together with a few Scrabble expert friends locally and we’re playing several games.

27.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Taxes, Scrabble training, and being thirsty?

27.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

jigglypuff from pokemon is looking at the camera with blue eyes ALT: jigglypuff from pokemon is looking at the camera with blue eyes

That’s for another day. Jigglypuff!

27.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Hector1 Jigglypuff Song

Obviously, the way to celebrate Pokémon’s 30th is to appreciate the song of the best Pokémon, Jigglypuff.

27.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon character is holding a piece of paper ALT: a cartoon character is holding a piece of paper

27.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also was rooting for Monet, Johnny, and Tara.

27.02.2026 08:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

9 AM is ludicrously late?

27.02.2026 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MR, you should have listened to Dolores. #TheTraitorsUS

27.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to see a Drag Race alum win next season. #TheTraitorsUS

27.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing I agree with about the reunion: I wanted Kristen to win. #TheTraitorsUS

27.02.2026 06:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would like to be regaled, please.

27.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yet I wasn't invited? Harrumph!

27.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In February? Also, when do you need me to collect you from EWR Terminal... A or B?

27.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

27.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning! I just woke up. It counts as morning.
Our trans friends are under attack from our government and you should be very aware of it.
Love you bye.

26.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 58 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Part of me thinks that a bunch of people approve of this because it gives them license to do equally juvenile/infantile things.

26.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New season of Traitors UK just hit Peacock! Yesssssss.

26.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon of jigglypuff with a microphone on its neck ALT: a cartoon of jigglypuff with a microphone on its neck

26.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch

Her in the library

DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

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Now now. We can all be foxy grandpas.

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