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@irbyblue.bsky.social

Dogs, The Blues, F1, Golf

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Fucking hell!! That’s appalling, why is any right minded person still on that turd of a site?
Also β€˜cat killing’? What was that about?

08.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeh, great win for Mercedes. Hoping they’ll don’t just run away with it though

08.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely, Max would have been right in this apart from the car failure

08.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly they are. Apart from the lightning start from Ferrari they’ve not been troubled. Hopefully they’ll all start getting closer as the season progresses

08.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Marcs falling off a cliff could make it interesting

08.03.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless there’s another safety car soon they’ve thrown this away

08.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoying this start to the season so far
#F1

08.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who said I wasn’t?

07.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out, my dog is really a cat 🀷🏻

07.03.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s odd how we see ourselves. I look ok for 58 in the mirror, I look like a wrinkly gargoyle in photographs πŸ‘‡

07.03.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly I don’t see myself as too grey in the mirror, but if I see myself in the doorbell camera I wonder who the grey haired old balding fart shambling past is, then…oh fuck!!

07.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Or the last non grey pube

07.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Google telling you every ache and pain is either arthritis, maybe cancer, but probably both.
Bits getting stuck in your teeth as your gums recede
Lower back ache
Grey hair
Instructions seemingly getting to microfiche levels of size

07.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A poor 4 here for me
1,2,3,12
Also thought storms for 10

07.03.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At one point it was raining in the kitchen.
Looking forward to seeing yours finished though mate

07.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now dead… good!

07.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Least you’ve got a roof on yours

07.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A great year to be 22

06.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reported

06.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh aye!

06.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched the first one, some of the one liners were tremendous, but the way it’s filmed meant I’ve no desire to watch any more of it

06.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not big enough Woost

05.03.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladders too good for them?
Slackers!

05.03.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sitting in John Lewis cafe (Liverpool) and noticed what looks like a crane or hoist on top of a nearby building. Is it? And why?

05.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved it too. Wondering how well it will have aged though?

05.03.2026 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘Can’t argue with facts

03.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True, but it’s a tall order to create anything else as good as Detectorists. It a very high bar

03.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0