@big-oaf.bsky.social
🔞 18+ ADULTS ONLY Minors will be blocked account where I post about my gay stuff
Daww you're too sweet 😵💫💫
13.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guhuhuh 🥴💫💫
13.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*shadow growing over me* Uhhh NO?-💥
12.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hur? You mean my big fancy top hat?
12.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HEY! Rude to give someone an idea DIRECTLY to my face!!
12.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HOOH keep the compliments coming, you're just TOO kind!!
12.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0cheese...like the waiter is gonna put more cheese on my alfredo pasta? or like- 💥 OUGH
12.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THATS MORE LIKE IT!! I mean hey wait let's talk about this 💦
12.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HEY THAT TOOK ME ALL MORNING BUCKO!!
11.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HEY THIS IS NOT AN R-RATED MOVIE, you can take your pg-13 movie at best and leave it there!!
11.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh say it again! the GREAT baron von kramson, I love to hear it!
11.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0alright you know what kramson has had a long day, introducing BARON VON KRAMSON
He's exactly who you know and love but with a black suit and a mask and top hat and rocking a big curly mustache
And he's currently tying you to the train tracks with a speeding train ahead! Better hope a hero is near!
sure but think about it, the most romantic dates are ones where you're scheming against your date
11.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0glad to be of service ☺️
11.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yea when I appear again you're gonna see me with big bumps and bandages and bruises but an even bigger TEMPER
11.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FINE. YOU CAN HAVE THIS TIP IF YOU BEAT ME IN A BOSS BATTLE, CHUMP 😤
11.11.2025 20:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT, IS THIS HOW YOU SICKOS MAKE YOUR MONEY?!?!
11.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0miniature hams circling my head but lucky for me I get DINNER!! 😋
11.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WOW 🥴
what am I SAYING?! I'm the big guy here I should be crushing YOU
Graha..ha you wouldn't do all that to a big sweet guy like me, right?! 😵💦
11.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0👀💦 GUHH... YEA PAL, come closer, let's totally brawl this out 💢
11.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WOAH PAL 😵💫💫💫
11.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i love me some toony dinner dates like,
yes let's go out to a fancy restaurant and the entire time you're scheming on how to embarrass or defeat me and im just figuring out how im gonna eat you
THIS, THIS is how you flirt
im sure someone's dropped something heavy enough for it to happen 😵
11.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
if you defeat me by the way, you probably want to move out of the way that I'm falling
(REALLY old doodle lol)
Oh I absolutely LOVE it here,
though can I ask why all my wanted posters have scribbled on curly mustaches and monocles and devil horns
now that's just rude!!!
Well in that case id probably fall in
10.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU DUCKS!!! YOU DUCKS AND YOUR LACK OF PANTS!!! 💢
10.11.2025 09:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WOAH WOAH WOAH those werent the rules, pal!!! 😵💦
10.11.2025 09:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SCENARIO:
I am rapidly pursuing you and threatening to beat you up or misshapen you somehow
DEFAULT/UNIVERSAL SOLUTION:
throw in a vanity mirror directed at me and watch as I completely forget everything I said and begin flexing and admiring my reflection
