Snarky Chihuahua

He's a plant.

There are no billionaires-only con men.

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Sliding into this chat. The thing that annoyed me most was how Lorelai was always so anti-her parents money but literally always benefited from their money.

He is doubling down on that whole "national emergency" thingy.

Everything has to be presented to him in Sesame Street style- 3
Min segments with special guest puppets.

He cant last five minutes in a televised meeting in his office-he falls asleep.

The 1930s taught us what appeasement gets you: a stronger enemy and a weaker democracy. Some of today’s Dems still haven’t learned it. You don’t bargain with extremists holding people’s livelihoods hostage. You hold the damn line. #HistoryRepeats

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Tell me you've never paid a bill EVER without telling me you've never paid a bill.

Weak sauce, Democrats. It is obvious you're on the take. We see you.

Its sooo good!

Here comes the rat.

God she sucks.

Remember "The files are on my desk"? #epsteinfiles

Dracula looks like hes a quart low. Yikes.

Say it LOUDER for the idiots who dont know how anything works!

I just want the healthcare package that Congress has FOR all Americans. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The well-fed felon says what?

Meow meows= bad

Oh, little Puppy
You got so much love
Little Puppy
So I smooch you when I can
You deserve all the treats

And I want you to be my acrobat
I want you to be my pupper
Oh, there were others
Who would treat you cruel
And, oh, Puppy
Its time to go outside to poo
(To the tune of Little Jeanie- Elton John)

Its also clear he has no idea how our govt works.

Oooh they are scared. 🤣

We've had a glimpse at how Don handles money. And it is clear why he is always broke. The Fed govt is now his rich Daddy and he is spending exactly like a spoiled asshat that doesnt know how math works.

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Is he inside a wedding cake?