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Steve hammer

@armondhammer.bsky.social

PPC SEO and digital marketing pro. Chef. Foodie. Wine and whiskey. Owner rankhammer and Mauka poke bar.

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As long as you don’t end up on linkedinlunatics.

23.05.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exact ish.

Don’t worry. The reps push broad so that no query goes unmatched.

15.05.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The challenge of hardcore seo is that it’s a truly zero sum game. If I gain, it’s because others have lost. It makes for a real us vs them mentally and a willingness to take a lot of shortcuts regardless of collateral damage.

Which is just pure unbridled selfishness turned into a career

14.05.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly stated. It feeds right into the misconception that other countries pay. Which is totally wrong.

10.04.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See also: that’s Kona mostly (for coffee at least). Which is a very premium product which is already 3x the price of most other coffee not processed by a civet.

Foreign competitors aren’t keeping Kona down any more that wagyu beef being hurt by horse meat imports.

05.04.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve often said if you try and make something idiot proof you will find a more perfect idiot.

05.04.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have to admit, walking up to this and not going to pubcon feels a bit odd.

25.03.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean half the lawyers on his first term team ended up disbarred. Which shows there’s already a system to get bad actors out of the system.

25.03.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She said they’d have to escalate further. Get out tire popping sticks, break in the house and take the car.

She could see what I was saying.

When someone doesn’t respect the law it’s going to escalate

Law without consequences is just words. And that’s were we are right now (3/3)

24.03.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have no intention of paying it an tell the officer as much.

So he gets a judge involved and says the car will be impounded.

But you have no intention of obeying this either. Your car is fast and in a garage.

So I asked my wife what happens next. (2/3)

24.03.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a conversation with my wife last night about why I’m routinely upset about a certain presidential scofflaw.

Here the analogy:

Imaging being in a one light town. You hate waiting so you go straight through the light all the time. One day you get a ticket. (1/3)

24.03.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me every morning.

24.03.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today at the White House.

12.03.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels like that. Needs acid. But i keep leading into the honey which in the non drink world is so classic. My culinary mind has been spinning since I saw this.

10.03.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know this is going to cost me hundreds in just trying to make this work. See also cynar.

10.03.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a mind bender. I keep coming back to gin and can’t make it work (mentally). Vodka is dilution and a Caesar is just Russian front bombing (throw flavors until it works). I keep
Thinking honey (which is killer with blue cheese) but can’t do it in a drink that makes sense.

10.03.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was clearly the inspiration. So go all in on olive. But so niche.

I’ve literally thought about this for an inordinate amount of time to think of how I could make a non martini from this.

10.03.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve seen what some do with Bloody Marys.

But peanut butter. Yech.

10.03.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah but martini with blue cheese stuffed olive is a thing. Even so my feeling:

10.03.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is suddenly painfully obvious that people have figured out that the Bluesky algo involves having a picture in your post.

10.03.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really don’t have ideas how I would use this but I’m pretty tempted to try and find out.

10.03.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This woman loves attention more than Kanye

10.03.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found a box of resume paper in case you’re wondering if I hold on to things too long.

10.03.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: the system and algos push the assholes for their own engagement and revenue.

(I do agree, I just think we’re fed the worst)

07.03.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Planning On Canceling Legal Status For 240,000 Ukrainians Who Fled War With Russia, Report Says The move follows weeks of an escalating feud between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

We had a Ukrainian refugee join our hockey team last year. Delightful girl - had never played and really took to it. I can’t imagine the justification for sending this persons family back into danger. Other than a moral compass that only points to Moscow.

www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...

06.03.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my more fun recent moments with ai is how date unaware it is. Even feeding it the current date it failed to be able to correctly identify if a date was in the past or not. It might be a simple excel function but that logic is isn’t in the training.

27.02.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of what they missed.

I can’t think of one company I’d do that for, but I’d be the proudest person on the planet if I ran that company.

27.02.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so frustrating to see a 1999 view of seo still exist in this day and age. But yet all too common.

22.02.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s sad that he had to photoshop the title. It’s clearly from punchable face monthly.

22.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a great fit, especially for a full workflow.

21.02.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0