Philip K. Dick Trickle

No.

What I picture it's like for a woman going on a first date in 2026

yoder saying there's another one of them property brothers

Correct. I did it by incurring significant debt, as did many colleagues, but many only got by because someone was helping out. My monthly paycheck when I started was $1700.

This is why Platner kept the tattoo.

WBC is stupid and it will always be stupid.

No. More wars.

This reads like cocaine psychosis.

At least you have Treehouse. Good stuff.

Desert Shield took five months and our sealift capability then was likely greater yet still insufficient.

Sweet Home Alabama was so sweet people had to flee it to save their own lives.

In Birmingham they love the governor.

Oh they sure did.

Hear me out: a fourth guitarist.

What’s the worst band ever to record and why is it Lynyrd Skynyrd and why is Sweet Home Alabama the worst song ever recorded?

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I have studied WWII for years but I already knew it was a Nazi symbol because I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Prison for punching a woman and then maybe the UFL.

And by a distant moon I saw
Ten thousand raiders, maybe more

This is my nightmare.

So basically every 80s/90s sci-fi-ish movie accurately predicted this future.

I don’t think I’d ever been inside the Hawk during daylight hours but at night there was Club Hawk upstairs.

The only good thing about West Wing was they once filmed at the old Hawk and Dove before it was remodeled, memorializing the absolute dump that it was.

Tunni’s was more “grab one drink before home” kind of place.

I’m a sucker for this content. Speaking of which, was Lucky Hank cancelled? I loved it.

It’s strikes exactly at my college years and reminds me why I didn’t listen to any contemporary music at that time.

Became a speechwriter.

In the before times, a president would get some credit for moving on from a bad hire but these days I’m sure most people know the problem isn’t fixed and the replacement will be worse.

Corrupt sheriff in the next county.

Zach Wilson got an Eddie Haskell tag for his feelings toward June Cleaver.

It’s the most 1999 McMansion ever built. My mother had those terrible kitchen cabinets.