Spooky Sammy

My shrimps exploded in the microwave...

the enchanting shape of Pig

Why do latte machines at the car dealership slap so hard and how can I get one?

Just had a guy running the dumbest scam I've seen a minute.

He claimed he was with the federal reserve.

It's saturday. And the government is shut down.

It's gonna be a long day. I've only been at work for 23 minutes and someone already caused a car accident.

When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol

Happy Birthday @spookysammy.bsky.social

When I first heard about sov cit, I read a really fascinating write up about the psychology of it and how they seem to think that laws are mystical and try to use legal speak like they're attempting to find magic words and cast spells.

Can't stop thinking about how accurate that seems to be.

Saw a sovereign citizen in real life for the first time.

They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be.

I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.

The only time I can ever remember showering with a parent was my mom teaching me how to use it for the first time instead of taking a bath.

I know in some cultures it's normal to take a bath with your family at older ages, so I think answers here are going to vary a ton.

I swear pho is the most potent healing item on the planet. I've always felt immediately better every time I've had it.

It was the worst fucking pizza and I don't even know where it came from.

sam: hey I ate your pizza in the freezer while you were gone and it sucked

me: what pizza

sam: the pizza with sausage on it

me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it

sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it

me: neither would i

One of the only male teachers I ever had was a conspiracy freak who thought vaccines caused autism, and that the nazis found a source of magic power but were too late to use it to win the war.

Gotcha. I hope you can figure out what it is and feel better soon!

This exact thing happened to me when my gallbladder went bad. Eating literally anything gave me such bad anxiety that I couldn't function for the last few weeks before surgery.

It might be worth asking a doctor about gallbladder issues if this keeps happening and you can't find a cause.

Every time I see stuff like this, I think about smart it was for Robin Williams to disallow people from using his image like this when he passed.

When I first heard that when he died, I wondered if I would live to see an advertising nightmare with things like this. I didn't expect it so fast.

Thank you for reminding me that this has been on my watch list for years! I just finished it, and I loved it.

Definitely one of those movies I'm going to revisit in the future to try to pick up on things I may have missed.

I think about her every damn day...

I kept hoping they would avoid all the pitfalls that would come with doing a follow up to something like magnus.

They ended up falling into every single one, and I'm just disappointed.

Alice was the real highlight of the first season for me, and probably the only reason I'll keep going.

Eyetrauma? Why on earth would you want to name fan stuff after something that is guaranteed to bring up actual medical injury in searches?

Like, besides it being silly to rename shorthand that's existed for a decade, this just seems like a really bad idea.

Oh god...the log truck from Final Destination 2.

Pretty sure every millennial on earth was collectively traumatized into avoiding these forever.

Poltergeist 2 might be the only horror movie that has permanently changed my daily habits.

I can't ever drink something without inspecting the glass first, otherwise the tequila worm monster might get me.

I texted it to check, and it gave an error message saying that it's not a valid mobile number.

Why do people keep doing this lol

I feel like people are starting to forget that landline phones still exist.

The number of complaints I've gotten from people at work about not responding to texts sent to our landlines is crazy.

We went to the beach this morning, and the whole shore was covered in fruits??

Like apples, oranges, and a watermelon? It was a lot of fruit really far apart all across the beach. What was up with that

This is not a joke post. I actually did this and then chugged a coffee at the gate. I think I'm gonna die

Maybe it was a mistake to drink 16 fluid ounces of prune juice before getting on a plane.

A guy at work saw me playing the anime horse girl game on my phone and only said "ahh, that." In the most disaffected voice I've ever heard.

Saw this beautiful tribute to Divine on my trip to Baltimore.