Matt Wallace

A Bernese mountain dog wearing a tie with pastel diagonal stripes. He is lying on a rug and there are chair and table legs behind him.

Bunsen knows it’s important to dress for the job you want; he has heard there is an opening for Chief Cuddle Officer…. Hopes you review his resume.

Two dogs from the brewery last night, to make your day a little brighter.

That thing where you see a dog and everything stops being horrible and becomes perfect for just a few moments.

It’s funny because publishing in every genre has just so very many dire if not catastrophic systemic problems and this isn’t even close to being half of one of them.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

😭😭😭😭 such a competent profesh

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

Sex is great but have you ever perfectly baked a potato.

Chinhawk

That’s SCIENCE

That thing where you see a dog and everything stops being horrible and becomes perfect for just a few moments.

I understand people getting upset with NBC News for writing about this shit, but also maybe get outside your bubble a bit. In America's diners and taverns, on the bus and in the office, online and off, everyone is clamoring to "enter the Tillyverse" and build artificial acting careers there.

WORD.

The Purge. The entire series honestly. I'm with @mattfnwallace.bsky.social 100% on them being one of the most underrated, well-built franchises in recent Western cinema history.Also they actually do satire, not pointing and laughing or pointing and laughing and raising an eyebrow like so many others

Maybe they were his direct lineal descendants?

*slow clap*

Made the argument at breakfast that Ben Franklin’s greatest contribution to society was patronizing all those sex workers and the extremely conservative table behind us got very offended which made me laugh uncontrollably which seemed to offend them even MORE. Republicans are such snowflakes man.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

It’s easy to want to give up right now. But. You know. Don’t. I guess.

There you go. An overt technofascist Trump ally will now own CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount, Warner Brothers, Discovery, and a big chunk of TikTok

An anthropomorphic raisin holding a guitar and wearing granny glasses abs wearing a headband

Blessing your timeline with California Raisin Jimi Hendrix

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

when we've all been exterminated and your kids still hate you and girls still don't want to fuck you and your career is no more fulfilling than it is now, who will you blame for all your problems then

If you've ever celebrated being featured in a Critical Distance roundup, please help them keep the lights on. They put in a lot of work for not very much pay (most members are purely volunteer!) and help keep what remains of the game criticism community together

I praise your indomitable spirit (thumb)

‘Sinners’ is so much bigger than the BAFTA chaos around it | CNN The British awards show incident cannot distract from the fact that “Sinners,” with its deep ancestral history and record-breaking 16 Oscars nominations, has changed the game for film.

I'm quoted in this story on @cnn.com about the power and importance of SINNERS.

www.cnn.com/2026/02/26/e...

Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

The level of rage I have towards the New York Times that enabled this while blaming us for it is indescribable.

He was and is perfect

some YouTube asshole lied about Somalians stealing daycare subsides. so Trump is stealing healthcare from the entire state