Matt Wallace

The most erotic scene in the history of cinema is Michelle Yeoh having her hair washed by Pierce Brosnan in Tomorrow Never Dies don’t even @ me.

A stuffed dark brown toy teddy bear sitting on a crowded metal store shelf, wearing a grey shirt with white printing that reads I’m doing frenchie shit

I feel like I’m posting and reposting a lot of negative shit so here’s a teddy bear I saw at the thrift store wearing a shirt that says I’m doing frenchie shit that I took a pic of because looking at it makes me happy.

*screaming*
"Last year, a New York-based company called NewsGuard released a report finding that there were 1,265 “pink slime” outlets across the nation, more than the number of dwindling daily newspapers."

So our neighborhood is under siege by realtors (house-flipping shitlords). Phone calls, paper mail, emails, literally coming to the door every week. Three houses are for sale within a block of us right now and every one that sells is turned into a rental or an Air fucking BnB.

So, yeah. LOVIN that.

The President of the United States went on CNBC today and said: He won the 2020 election (he didn’t). He has a 71% approval rating (he doesn’t). The jobs numbers were rigged (they weren’t).

I could say something funny here, but I won’t. It’s just so damn dangerous to have him in the White House.

The old holding hands meme: Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in: Taking the wrong lesson from every success

"How Pizza Hut eliminating their dining rooms drove me to the right."

More #NovelDishes are coming and every author who skeeted (still can’t believe that’s what we’re going with and I’m still using it under protest) me WILL get their book served up, I promise.

A plate piled high with French fries covered in steak cheese sour cream and guacamole

Blessing your timeline with carne asada fries

@mattfnwallace.bsky.social's SAVAGE REBELLION series continues, book 2 - SAVAGE BOUNTY - is now out in the UK!

The Savages have been thrown at the Empire’s enemies for the last time...

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This exchange belongs in the Smithsonian

i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff

Same thing happened when I saw both of those

My friend started an account for her cat on here and it has 25k followers now and those are 95% of the posts I pay attention to

Catbus

Natania’s trilogy freaking owns, folks. I love it when an expert on something real (eg an Arthurian scholar) is also a very talented fiction writer and they smash the two together.

Axel is a very smol lap dog

Strega Nona “why you no eat?”

Me irl

Dead-ass. It was some info graph they said had been on The Daily Beast iirc (I don’t remember what the bullshit metrics were based on)

Just seemed like the worst kind of “DO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE?” clickbait

The WORST

Occasional reminder that Grammarly once tried to get me to post a graph on my blog proving men are better writers than women and they wanted to pay me for it with an Amazon gift card.

Fuck Grammarly forever.

get a cathartic glimpse into a future without billionaires!

Look at his little face LOOK AT IT 😭😭😭

Axel is absolutely everything 😭

I’m coming up with #NovelDishes based on your books!

I adore Elle and am hyyyyped for this novella

A noodle dish seems like a natural but when I think Elle and late night food I think pizza

I see a v. shareable BOURBON CHEESE roti pizza w/ young peppercorn, basil, Thai chili, and crispy pastrami

How dare you that was his MOM

I’m coming up with #NovelDishes based on books!

It sounds like Molly Malice is dealing with a Mad King

This makes me think duck fat fried frites DUSTED with dehydrated cheddar cheese powder so they taste like the best Cheeto ever

Plum blue cheese sauce for dipping

We’ll call them Malice Frites

Check out my buddy Marissa’s story ALSO IN CLARKESWORLD!

Love it when my buddies share TOC! Congrats to Marissa and @lchanwrites.bsky.social

Check out my buddy L’s story in Clarkesworld!

I’m coming up with #NovelDishes based on books!

BITTERBOUND is about an assassin (literally) missing a soul

We’re going to bake a sweet potato, scoop it, whip it w/ brown butter boursin, orange zest, pecans, fill it, bake it again!

Top that w/ a bacon onion jam and a lil bitter greens salad