Matt Wallace

Someone asked me what I believe in and I told them a variety of dipping sauces.

The best time to cancel Spotify was years ago, the next best time is right now.

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔

"Residents in Chicago and Portland are living in a police state where masked armed forces kidnap who they want to kidnap, where they have to listen to public officials routinely lie about what is happening in their neighborhoods." donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

If you’re all staying in the same place I would totally turn it into a haunted house after they pass out and then trigger everything in the middle of the night and video the results but that’s also probably why none of my friends want to travel with me

Conversely you could play some epic pranks on them all while they sleep

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

It does not! It is a chaotic mess! But I enjoy how it naturally mixes the pb and jelly

Big praise I am flattered

I’m a big Goobers guy. Strawberry or grape, as long as it’s Goobers.

Many very fluffy and photogenic creechers I approve also thank you

I’m sorry you composed a whole-ass paragraph in reply to something I posted that pissed you off only to find yourself blocked without receiving a response but my hope is this experience teaches you to allot your time and energy more wisely.

Meanwhile studios who snap up the film rights for living authors’ works often sit on them just so nobody else can get at them

Sometimes I’ll intentionally overfill a PB&J just because I know I’m going to do this.

STOP adapting 80-year-old books into movies and TV series. Stop it. There are a million new novels published every year and 99% of their authors are broke. Stop giving dead people’s descendants money. Books were NOT better a century ago, they were WORSE. They were ALL
WORSE. Create in THIS century.

🤜🏼🤛🏼

Boycotting Israel has gone mainstream: ‘We’ve never seen such traction before’ After decades of being dismissed as fringe, the boycott call has been taken up by leading figures across arts, sports and politics

Keep it going. Get your family and friends to join
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He looks better’n me tbh

Fun fact: Apex not only published the first short story I ever had in print, they published my very first book, The Next Fix, all the way back in 2008.

It’s not overly dramatic to say I probably wouldn’t be here or have written/published everything I have since then without them.

Go support ‘em!

A foam sculpture of an anthropomorphic moon man’s head wearing dark sunglasses. He’s attached to a cardboard package with his likeness illustrated on it. The packaging reads MAC Tonight

Blessing your timeline by bringing you the head of Mac Tonight

🙏🏼 I’m sure I only got there first because I had two energy drinks back to back

Genre labels are bad, actually. For everyone. Writers, readers, publishers, the culture at large.

And “literary” is the worst one.

More writers need to watch all the seasons of HOW IT'S MADE because they for whatever reason have NO idea how the world works, or how things work, or how things work in the world, and then it shows up in their fiction and makes me yell and swear and pace and weep and rend my clothes in despair.

I got you

A plastic action figure with a hollow depression in their snake scale torso filled with a lenticular hologram image of decrepit man

A plastic action figure with a hollow depression in their snake scale torso and face filled with a lenticular hologram image of an anthropomorphic snake

Blessing your timeline with this lenticular holographic snake man action figure

My car’s name is Honey, named by my FIL from whom I inherited her. We named Nikki’s car Biscuit. Together they are Honey Biscuit.

🙌🏼 You deserve cake. All the cake.

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.