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I write. On purpose. Novels, video games, television. SAVAGE COMPANY & SAVAGE BOUNTY are out now in the UK! Get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! Metalhead DLC out now!

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Masuma Khan has lived in Altadena for nearly 30 years.

Last year, despite having no criminal history, she was detained by ICE and denied the medication she needed to breathe. Her family contacted my office, and we successfully advocated for her release.

09.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3526    πŸ” 785    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 15

I dunno man I just feel like when the leading minds/voices of your movement and ideology are Joe Rogan, Tom Segura, and Bill Burr nothing you think or say matters or should be taken into consideration or even included in any conversation ever and you should also probably be banned from breeding.

09.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got fed this video clip of a Bill Burr standup bit about women and the incel who posted it had put subtitles over it using all these big college syllabus words to explain the incisive subtext of the points Bill Burr was making and it may be in the top five most pathetic things I’ve ever witnessed.

09.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway I'm not saying publishing is giving me brain damage or acting but I did just wake up weakly screaming because I dreamt there was a guy who was filling in Darkwing Duck colouring books (with Crayola markers) and selling them as "original stories" and he had made ten million dollars

09.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
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Current and former Block workers say AI can’t do their jobs after Jack Dorsey’s mass layoffs: β€˜You can’t really AI that’ The CEO said he cut the company’s workforce by 4,000 people – almost in half – because of gains in AI productivity

Hopefully, there will be more articles written as follow-ups to when CEOs lie about laying off workers by claiming AI is replacing them. The news media needs to stop doing stenography and free PR work for tech CEOs.

09.03.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 25

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

08.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2782    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 47

Grapefruit martini

08.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She wanted to know what I was drinking πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Rogers said look for the helpers and I’m just trying to be one 🫑

08.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Geena Davis once apologized for staring at me.

08.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Verging on tiny bread face there

08.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She knows what she wants and I for one respect that

08.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once had a yeast infection in my belly button that quite literally oozed. A lot. For a goodly while. Even my nurse friend was baffled. Did not know, at that tender young age, men could get yeast infections. Hit 40 and started growing hair all over my ears like a fucking inverted Hobbit. I hate it.

08.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure what you mean

08.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact... Tony Bourdain did Noma with David Chang.

having spent way too many years in high end restaurants as various capacities i have to say. i never met a chef i liked in any of them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9eo...

08.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay what's not mentioned here is that we are at 815 so ONE THOUSAND IS NOT THAT FAR AWAY

CROM WANTS YOU TO BACK THIS MAGAZINE

08.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

08.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1585    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2

Docter and many other old timers at Pixar wanted to deal with heavier, more serious issues like grief and emotional regulation, with tons of β€œtherapy speak” in Inside Out, Wall-E, and Up. But when it’s queer themes it’s all β€œBack off loser, I’m not your therapist. I’m just here to sell popcorn!”

08.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1228    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

I haven’t given a shit about the Academy Awards in decades but I have to admit I am deeply, deeply invested in the possibility of the ballet and opera communities and Michael B. Jordan crushing Timothee Chalamet’s Oscar dreams. The mere thought gives me warm soup tummy.

08.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The high end meals that are worth it are few and far between but Noma in particular is one of the rare ones that becomes a full on parody of itself and the whole culture like you couldn’t write a parody of Noma it would just be the actual restaurant. My post is a literal dish they do.

08.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, fuck Noma.

08.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pixar out here desperately chasing that core demographic of the dozen loudest pedophiles who post multiple 3 hour long youtube videos about each movie complaining about which underage Pixar characters they want to fuck, along with scattered references to the 14 words.

08.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No one involved in this story deserves to call themself a journalist. You are all marketing reps and every caping piece of trash you pushed out for this administration should haunt you until you die.

07.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahahaha who is even an ex wrestler in real life Premee that’s not a thing

07.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO COULD IT BE THO THE SUSPECTS ARE LIMITLESS

07.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Franca is a +1 blorbillion to criminality

07.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This has always been my first issue with Noma, my second being their weird exploitive appropriative β€œpopup” practices, my third being their food is actual garbage. All of it.

07.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you Effie!!! ❀️

07.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No YOU’RE the best the WHOLE WORLD needs your expertise EVERY AREA of it even like, artisan cabinet building and veterinary medicine focused on platypi LITERALLY EVERY AREA

07.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT DOESN’T SUCK

THANKS JEN

07.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0