“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚. . .”

“So.. shade-y darling is finally out and about. . .

Guess old timers need to see sunlight sometime~
..
With all due respect of course..~”

⠀
“ …𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗇’𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾! ”
⠀

“I figured as much, hmhm~
Tataaaa~”

She swims off— blatantly SPLASHING water in her face as she does. . .
Splash Woman RARELY feels petty, but she CAN be to.. certain people..

..Morgan was “certain people”.

“Oh I knew…

..It’s just fun to see you all riled up like this, dear~”

“A six??

My word, you must REALLY be full of hate if you gave someone like me a six.

This is serious!
VERY serious business!~”

You can hear the sarcasm in her voice just by saying this.

“I am not surprised.. in the slightest..”

“Burn.”

Sings on the TL-
Maybe this’ll wake people up.~

“Well I am sorry, but flesh doesn’t suit a wonderful and beautiful robot master such as myself. . .~

And I feel you are getting quite heated over such minuscule things that it practically is childish.

You are mad.. because me and my brother are robots.
Did a robot kill your grandmother perhaps?”

“. . .”

Splash just wagged her mermaid tail to lure in a fish.. in which the fish soon hopped out—- it’s own tail comically SMACKING her in the face.

“Dear, you forget I control the fishes here.
And you’re spooking my darlings with your jabbering.
Just get to the point. . .”

“Atatata..
You said what you said.
You considered us people!

Pleasures ALL ours!~”

Yeah, Splash is just fucking with her.

“Ah, so you DO consider us people.
See?~ we’re getting somewhere!~”

“See? This is what I mean.

You are too narrow minded to have a conversation with, darling..

Tsk tsk tsk.
A pity~”

“Darling.
Robots are people too.
But you aren’t ready for such a conversation with that attitude.”

“𝐎𝐇 𝐖𝐎𝐖!
𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘!
𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘 𝐃 𝐀 𝐑 𝐋 𝐈 𝐍 𝐆-“

💢💢💢💢

“Racist.

BUT THANK YOU!”

“PINEAPPLE.
DOESN’T.
BELONG.
ON

A 𝐏𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐀!“

“DON’T..
ADD..
PINEAPPLE..”
💢💢💢

“REMOVE THE PINEAPPLE.”💢

“Do NOT add pineapple.”

“Pineapple doesn’t belong on a pizza.
Do NOT add pineapple.”

“Do not add the pineapple.”

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“Robot Masters are capable of a lot of things
You simply just don’t bother giving technology a chance.”