Jarnathan: Mr. Husband

I’ve been in Scotland for like a week and a half and today is the first time I’m hearing random bagpipes??? Get your shit together. You get a gun as soon as you get off the plane in America…

One of the biggest tech failures in modern history: sites/services that do not clarify what password needs are. If a wrong password is entered (on changing/setting up an account) the notification to the user needs to be clear what the issue is (missing number, must be a phrase, exactly x chars, etc)

It’s less a “we couldn’t take this guy one-on-one” and more “holy shit people are listening to this guy and doing the things he’s saying to do even though all of these clearly bad things are obvious and true” if that helps clear up the “fear”

Soon, my precious…

That’s because you picked up what I was putting down.

If you’re on a Mac and already use homebrew you can brew install go.

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If you make me pull TWO DOORS with a handle I will dock you a whole star (so 2.5 star max).

I will not be taking any questions.

If you disrespect me by making me use a pull handle to exit a bathroom I cannot give you the 1.5 stars needed to get a 5 star rating.

A photo of a bathroom door with a foot hold that you can use to open the door instead of having to touch the nasty door handle.

New restaurant grading rubric. If the food is perfect and the service is outstanding I can only give you a max of 3.5/5. The other 1.5? Well that entirely depends on if you respect me by your choice of including some version of this.

Ok ok ok but but but… you got the points and he will reimburse you?
(Pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes…)

Saw my first Chit ref on the skyline. He made it.

Lot of owls in Edinburgh.

The *disadvantage* is you’ll have some extra money to spend on something else.

The way Bey and Jay like to lawyer up this might be what the kids in Mortal Kombat call a “FATALITY”

A Sugarbaby Shower.
I fuck with it tbh

That's fine, don't mind

This is canon, though

Is this… allyship?

Food and water should never be politicized. Netanyahu's disregard for civilian life is appalling.

The near-total blockade of food and aid into Gaza must end – innocent children are being starved.

Free Glo

Playing Let’s Go. Rip Ozzy

I got tricked! Give us gif upload

This dissertation on hating a mf.

Nicci Gilbert Ordered To Pay $170K In Ongoing ‘P-Valley’ Lawsuit The Brownstone singer continues to allege that the hit Starz series ‘P-Valley’ is a ripoff of her past production, ‘Soul Kittens Cabaret.’

Looks like that lawsuit is over and S3 will be back sometime this year (allegedly)

hellobeautiful.com/4404092/nicc...

I often think about the Sopranos story line about the guy who likes to go down on his wife and how his friends basically go all kinds of homophobic slurring on him and I’m like… “man… only one real eater is CRAZY”

This is so dope. Hell yeah.

This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.

It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.

I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.

Tea that when asked follow up questions responds with “I don’t know” or “why would I ask him that?”

Tea for men

Men's Tea

If you use MSOffice and can do this I encourage you to opt for the AI free version. Not only are you saving money but hopefully it sends a message that AI doesn’t need to be forced on people.