Every time I open up my phone Trump has appointed like, the ice cream cone that killed Dawson’s Dad as the Secretary of Transportation.
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Frani: Can you have a baby next month?
Me: Next month? It takes 10 months to grow a baby.
Frani: So is that a no?
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6 and 3 😭
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We don’t watch much tv, and apparently the children are quite sanctimonious about it. I heard them talking to each other about how “they had that darn TV on across the street again” where “they sure do watch a lot of television all day.”
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