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two. my mom had a recipe that my sister has continued to make of a spiced cranberry orange compote, and then naturally ocean spray jellied, which i could eat right from the can with a spoon

if ive learned anything from myself... when you keep saying "fine" over and over... it rarely is.

Texas Republicans hell bent on killing everyone while telling us they’re “pro-life.” Get fucked.

OH AND THE BIRDCAGE AND CLUE!

i see absolutely zero issue

Devil Wears Prada, Gosford Park, Singin in the Rain, Muppet Christmas Carol, A Philadelphia Story, The History Boys, Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly over video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders' The Pentagon says it's investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona over possible breaches of military law after the former Navy pilot joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called...

“Having a United States senator subject to discipline at the behest of the secretary of defense and the president — that violates a core principle of legislative independence,” Kreis said in a phone interview.

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thats not the engagement you're looking for!

It’s such a good smell… petrichor but sandier

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Nydia Velázquez, a New York Trailblazer in Congress, to Retire Next Year

Nydia M. Velázquez, a prominent New York Democrat, announces she's retiring from Congress after 16 terms: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/n...

assuming by "on earth" they mean on the surface of the earth including oceans, then yeah by like a lot.

...i have a post-it at my desk with words i cant remember how to spell on it... fwiw.

tragically mj and i dont get along... panic is not my preferred relaxation state. CURSE YOU BRAIN CHEMISTRY

im so jealous... anyone got any leads on a discount lobotomy and some hgh?

i miss Lorraine.

oh god you've achieved the ideal state!

we are hanging on by a thread, but at least the thread is a flattering color

trying to claw my brain back from the private pool in the desert where it was blissfully floating for the last week, and make it function again, is... not going perfectly...

I would rather douche with battery acid

Kaitlan Collins to Leavitt as she walks off: "Karoline, you misquoted Democrats in that video. That's actually not what they said."

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(for me the ones where i can identify the trigger arent the problem... its the "i have no idea what brought this on" ones that require the fog pill

finally getting up the will to address this with my doc and ask for a rescue meds script has been one of the best things ive done this year.

“Hempstead” is my fav song on the album, and “we can’t be friends” is up there in the pantheon of perfect pop songs with “Dancing on my own”

The best non-Beyoncé album since Janelle Monae’s Dirty Computer.

I wanna go so baaaaad I’ve been listening to the album essentially nonstop

The boomer compulsion to yell at people who did nothing wrong in public is baffling.

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