front office punted on shield, concacaf, leagues cup by selling the best player to ever wear the shirt 3 weeks before opener with no actual replacement plan
They then added a striker they'd clearly only watched for a glorified summer exhibition tournament and made no improvements anywhere else
28.10.2025 00:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
when The Man In Me plays over the bowling montage at the beginning of Big Lebowski it does something to me
26.09.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You gotta see this Tennis theyβre playing in Queens, T
25.08.2025 23:46 β π 533 π 67 π¬ 5 π 3
A year ago the Columbus Crew were the best club team in North America and today we are a single point above the play-in game in the east.
24.08.2025 13:02 β π 32 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0
Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good time
Jason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
26.07.2025 00:27 β π 7576 π 2175 π¬ 65 π 35
They drinking Caipirinha and tagging your wife
17.07.2025 16:13 β π 1208 π 140 π¬ 6 π 38
The Nature Made gummy is not doing well.
25.06.2025 23:40 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 4 π 4
Less than 12 months ago the Columbus Crew were the best club team in North America.
31.05.2025 23:58 β π 55 π 5 π¬ 8 π 6
Parks and Rec seasons 2+3 supremacy
10.05.2025 17:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I need to be told again that they had ~no choice~ but to gut the goalscoring part of the roster
23.03.2025 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
20 percent of Shoresy is beautiful edits of the characters having an absolute ball with a God-tier soundtrack over it
A beautiful depiction of having a good time with the gang
06.03.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
if I ever had to use the term "deliverables" unironically in a work meeting I would request that I'm given either a 40k a year raise or a lobotomy
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