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It's ass cuttin' time.| Here for the spectacle of it all. | Praise be to he! | #ForTheA |#FinsUp | #YNWA

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They hung that man’s jersey in the rafters of the hardware barn

15.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo

15.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

Nyck Harbour will be sent deep until the desired results are achieved

31.08.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Swain on the return... Gets free!... Swain to midfield!... Breaks a tackle!... Stays inbounds!... VICARI SWAIN!... SPIN CYCLE... TOUCHDOWN!"

Bob Wischusen with the Virginia Tech-South Carolina call for ESPN. πŸˆβš‘οΈπŸŽ™οΈ #CFB

31.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This year.

31.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That punt return was HEAT

31.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Questions were being asked at 10-8.

31.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiot shit from the refs on catches

31.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

LSU's defense gets to flip Clemson's shuttle buses, that's the rule

31.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked on Dabo today? After his near death experience, I have concerns about him.

03.12.2024 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh????

30.11.2024 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LaNorris Sellers headshot with laser eyes

LaNorris Sellers headshot with laser eyes

30.11.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god LaNorris Sellers you huge genius that was beautiful

30.11.2024 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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As called by Todd Ellis on South Carolina Gamecocks radio & heard on the Varsity app:

30.11.2024 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 19
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Deadspin | Atlanta Braves acquire washed-up pitcher Deadspin | Atlanta Braves acquire washed-up pitcher

deadspin.com/chris-sale-a...

21.11.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

How?!?!?!

20.11.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5:00 pm tip? WTF

20.11.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he’ll kill it there.

20.11.2024 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deion hasn’t killed a guy. Probably.

20.11.2024 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t eat beets. End of sentence

20.11.2024 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that really puts a damper on my joke. Get better man. Sorry to hear that.

20.11.2024 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way too much talking. At any time of day

20.11.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?

20.11.2024 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22111    πŸ” 2324    πŸ’¬ 598    πŸ“Œ 155

I miss tweetdeck the most from twitter days

20.11.2024 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come and get your whuppin'

20.11.2024 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found tweet deck for Blue Sky! @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social

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20.11.2024 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Clue.

20.11.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a star on his head is eating a green plant ALT: a man with a star on his head is eating a green plant
20.11.2024 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

20.11.2024 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 34685    πŸ” 2738    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 269
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oh sweet, it’s working

20.11.2024 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0