matt cawthon

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

Mhmmmmmm… what a nice Halloween that would be 😏🥵😚

Happy Halloween! Technically this counts as a #jocktober post. 🧛🏻‍♂️

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Luckily we’ve asked one another on a date or two… they’ve worked out 🙂‍↕️😜😏

wow, so sexy, what a gorgeous man… lucky me 😜😘

Everything we’ve seen and learned so far about this movie suggests they’ve really run out of steam here, and this trailer does not inspire confidence. Ah, well!

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Mhmmmm, wow, so gorgeous as always… I’m a fortunate guy 🙂‍↕️🥵🖤

On my feet dancing and throwing my body around for over 12 hours straight and was worth every ache. Unfortunately I did end up bleeding. What do you know about dry air nosebleeds and Knocked Loose battle scars.

Had such a great time at When We Were Young yesterday. Been wanting to go since year one and it didn’t disappoint. Emo never dies, live music forever.

Love when I go to a show and a shirt costs more than I paid for the ticket. I love a band tee, but it sucks

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

Cursed to spend a chunk of every day waiting while coworkers repeatedly fumble around on Teams only to finally say with a chuckle, “Sorry, couldn’t find the mute button.”

My Taylor groupchats have moved into the Life of a Showgirl era.

Man on Scruff asked, “Do you know the band State Champs?” Sir do I ever.

At MetLife Stadium. Got misty-eyed during Thursday, actually cried during Death Cab for Cutie’s set. Suspecting My Chemical Romance will induce heavy sobs. Can’t wait!

Lock screen:

If it’s any consolation, my takes on chocolate (don’t really like any of it) also tend to cause problems, lol

I still think about my brother virtually every time I hear “Mr. Crowley” even though we haven’t spoken in over a decade. “Crazy Train” will always conjure memories of UVA football games. Ozzy and his music soundtracked a lot of my life. RIP to a legend, man.

Won’t cite Ozzy or Black Sabbath as a favourite, but basically none of my favourites would exist without him and Sabbath. No secret that my biological father and I have had serious differences — but one thing I’ll never regret in All That is the music he got me into from a young age.

Has had me fucked up for the last two hours. Grew up on Black Sabbath, absolutely formative shit. One of my earliest music memories is listening to Paranoid in my dad’s garage. One of the first vinyls I bought when I had my own record player was Blizzard of Ozz.

No but I’m genuinely upset. (I had a ticket for Superman today, which, guess not anymore.)

I do think my time today would be better spent at home in a jockstrap playing video games than at the office staring and Jira and Outlook and release notes

And you’re right. I drink it only when it’s sweltering and I have to be outside, and even then I’m usually not happy about it.

the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

“august” by Taylor Swift and “Thunder” by Boys Like Girls. Fucking hits.

I didn’t wear any of these shirts to Warped btw. I did wear the jocks, though!