My offspring is not afraid of a little mess for sure
06.03.2026 06:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My offspring is not afraid of a little mess for sure
06.03.2026 06:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She and I will bake tomorrow and I asked what else sheβd like to make, and well
06.03.2026 05:42 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My child has made up a treat called βbarbarian jelloβ which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands
06.03.2026 05:38 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0I am tired so I think Iβll stay up and do nothing for several more hours. This is good
06.03.2026 05:37 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I like my boobs and have no ill will for them but they do wreck a bra with their enthusiasm, which I do not like lol. Also underwires then stab me.
06.03.2026 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had no idea what it was initially tbh but I get them at my place every year and finally idβed him!
05.03.2026 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha I get maβam-ed a lot these days which is fine, but mama? Uhg, I am one humans mother and she calls me mom at this point so lol
05.03.2026 21:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Saw you from across the bar and wanted to let you know I haunt the woods outside your manor
10.04.2024 01:40 β π 77 π 16 π¬ 4 π 0I donβt get a lot of likes now but wait until all the goth forest bisexuals get here, then youβll all see
08.05.2023 17:14 β π 115 π 11 π¬ 10 π 1it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
12.11.2025 22:15 β π 3184 π 705 π¬ 109 π 67A boy tried to drown me when I was a child and I was not even related to suspected witchcraft which seemed, at the end of the day, rude.
14.02.2026 00:38 β π 80 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0If you only follow me and no one else you will be in an echo chamber of eldritch forest being and also weird stuff that happened to me as a child
05.03.2026 17:28 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My child is elementary aged and I do not plan to be pregnant again, but every once in a while Iβm still hit with a βmamaβ by a rando and Iβm like what are you looking for here
05.03.2026 17:19 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was very shocked during pregnancy by the flip from a functioning and usually intelligent human that people tend to see me as to a uterus who has no thoughts and no control over my faculties
05.03.2026 17:14 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Being called βmamaβ in a saccharine and condescending tone by people I did not give birth to remains one of the only parts of motherhood I dislike
05.03.2026 17:09 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I always do
05.03.2026 16:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs true, I wouldnβt know how to do that, so itβd be a problem
05.03.2026 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The nearly full moon casting a rings of light resembling eye with clouds on the outer edges. A palm tree is in the bottom left corner.
Under her watchful eye. π
01.03.2026 05:28 β π 50 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0My hand reaching out towards the woods under a dark blue sky dotted with stars
Something in the woods is asking to dance. Itβs a good idea, right?
04.03.2026 01:07 β π 66 π 1 π¬ 10 π 0Checking on you, but silently, leaning on your doorframe and turning off the light you left on. Adjusting the blanket and sweeping hair off your face. Shutting the door quietly
04.03.2026 16:33 β π 41 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
The exhaustion is the hardest part because your brain is trying to click on and off all the time!
When they start to sleep it changes the game, for sure. Iβm glad youβre well. π€
I stopped after A had something other than unidentifiable baby face too, but I believe you! I hope you are all well!
05.03.2026 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got left in a hot car after having surgery as a child and I may still be in the fever dream I was having at the time
05.03.2026 15:13 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sitting gently at the edge of your bed, hand ghosting over your shoulder and settling a cup of tea solidly on the wooden table at your bedside*
05.03.2026 13:17 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0And Iβm so grateful lol. I cannot imagine disliking them but Iβm assuming they robbed her or something
05.03.2026 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I do love all kinds of crows
05.03.2026 05:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uhggg youβre very right but I donβt want to hence my pretending that Iβm fine actually
05.03.2026 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You could have helped me by being some sort of magical healer but noooo Iβm gonna have to go lay in the snow to cool my brain parts
05.03.2026 03:43 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretending not to have a headache is not going well for me
05.03.2026 03:39 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0