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Fossilized Tree Resin

@jamberee13.bsky.social

Ancient crow witch (she/her) Nonromancable character in this game

9,326 Followers  |  639 Following  |  8,988 Posts  |  Joined: 02.05.2023
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My offspring is not afraid of a little mess for sure

06.03.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She and I will bake tomorrow and I asked what else she’d like to make, and well

06.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My child has made up a treat called β€œbarbarian jello” which is simply jello that you eat indelicately with your hands

06.03.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am tired so I think I’ll stay up and do nothing for several more hours. This is good

06.03.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like my boobs and have no ill will for them but they do wreck a bra with their enthusiasm, which I do not like lol. Also underwires then stab me.

06.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had no idea what it was initially tbh but I get them at my place every year and finally id’ed him!

05.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I get ma’am-ed a lot these days which is fine, but mama? Uhg, I am one humans mother and she calls me mom at this point so lol

05.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw you from across the bar and wanted to let you know I haunt the woods outside your manor

10.04.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get a lot of likes now but wait until all the goth forest bisexuals get here, then you’ll all see

08.05.2023 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

12.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3184    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 67

A boy tried to drown me when I was a child and I was not even related to suspected witchcraft which seemed, at the end of the day, rude.

14.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you only follow me and no one else you will be in an echo chamber of eldritch forest being and also weird stuff that happened to me as a child

05.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My child is elementary aged and I do not plan to be pregnant again, but every once in a while I’m still hit with a β€œmama” by a rando and I’m like what are you looking for here

05.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very shocked during pregnancy by the flip from a functioning and usually intelligent human that people tend to see me as to a uterus who has no thoughts and no control over my faculties

05.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being called β€œmama” in a saccharine and condescending tone by people I did not give birth to remains one of the only parts of motherhood I dislike

05.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I always do

05.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s true, I wouldn’t know how to do that, so it’d be a problem

05.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The nearly full moon casting a rings of light resembling eye with clouds on the outer edges. A palm tree is in the bottom left corner.

The nearly full moon casting a rings of light resembling eye with clouds on the outer edges. A palm tree is in the bottom left corner.

Under her watchful eye. πŸŒ–

01.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand reaching out towards the woods under a dark blue sky dotted with stars

My hand reaching out towards the woods under a dark blue sky dotted with stars

Something in the woods is asking to dance. It’s a good idea, right?

04.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Checking on you, but silently, leaning on your doorframe and turning off the light you left on. Adjusting the blanket and sweeping hair off your face. Shutting the door quietly

04.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The exhaustion is the hardest part because your brain is trying to click on and off all the time!

When they start to sleep it changes the game, for sure. I’m glad you’re well. πŸ–€

05.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped after A had something other than unidentifiable baby face too, but I believe you! I hope you are all well!

05.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got left in a hot car after having surgery as a child and I may still be in the fever dream I was having at the time

05.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sitting gently at the edge of your bed, hand ghosting over your shoulder and settling a cup of tea solidly on the wooden table at your bedside*

05.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I’m so grateful lol. I cannot imagine disliking them but I’m assuming they robbed her or something

05.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love all kinds of crows

05.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhggg you’re very right but I don’t want to hence my pretending that I’m fine actually

05.03.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could have helped me by being some sort of magical healer but noooo I’m gonna have to go lay in the snow to cool my brain parts

05.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretending not to have a headache is not going well for me

05.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0