STONEY THE GOONER MUTT!! 🟢🍁

HNNNGHF my prostate is just champin at the bit, still thinking about king koopa's stinky foghorn ass... good gooners think about porn all day <3 stoner puppies goon hard and dumb <33

welllllp unfortunately someone said i couldn't cum so i just edged for an hour with noooo release~ might have to goon again later anyways ;3

SOMEONE TELL ME NOT TO CUM <333

CANT CUM TIL THE HOUR IS UP, IF I DO I HAVE TO GOON AGAIN FOR EVEN LONGER IN THE MORNING~

GOONING FOR ANOTHER HOUR TO KING KOOPAS STINKY ASS!!! MORE DEPRAVITY!!!!

i love my stinky ass poooorn <3333 playing foghorn sounds on repeat to itttttt

i hope you can find a way to rig it so you can goon in it 😳 sounds like a dream 🤤 BIG FART FLATEY DIAPY FOR THE FART HOG!!!

he starts rolling you around until your farts start to propel you too far off from the stage! then he bounces on you like a yoga ball and keeps shouting the command so you and your diaper keep bloating into a bigger bounce ball >:333

FART!!! FARTING IN YOUR DIAPERS!!! EVERYONE'S LOOKING AND LAUGHING AT YOUR FARTFLATED DIAPER!! FART FOR US!! 🐶🦊🎉🎉

and of COURSE i didn't cum, sillies~ need to save it for all the praise i can squeeze in this week <3

phone battery low and roomies prolly coming home soon... good time to wrap it up! gonna actually need to shower this time... embarrasing how many times i toke up i just wanna turn my brain off and edge GUHH 🥴🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫

uh oh ://////3c

got too high. |3 i like taking advantage of alone time when the roomies are away but alas~ i gotta come up with something horny to chant out loud for next time. besides stream of conscious dumb rambles~

best part about gooning is when you get tired of pumping you're still edged for the next rime you start up~

i wanna go for hours. i'm already gone. work tomorrow isn't as important as mindless gooning tonight. <3

📳can talk out loud, have taken a toke or two or three~

CAN'T STOP WONT STOP!! I GOTTA JERK OFF TO SHITTING AND NOT ONLY DOES A CROWD NOT STOP ME IT ENCOURAGES ME!

tried to make his navel and null cleft eeeeeextra stinky <3 the location for which i huff my screen to~

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POV me gooning the kap'ns quarters 🥴💦💦

not pictured: the giant logs i gobble when i'm not pumping... he wants me to praise every rotten part of his body <3

made a very sexy k rool goon pic but i might wanna add more to it so i won't post just yet. but the damn thing kept me up all night gooning and jorking it like mad so i blame halifax because i know he's got his dirty hooves in this obsession of mine 😤😤😤

dumb depraved gooner~ simping and pumping to king k rool...

FR pumping and praising in the king's quarters huffin his every inch gets a dog a lil backed up.... 👉👈

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p sure at least!!!

but AYO 😳😳😳😳😳😳 where i'm trynna live 🤤😩😩

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btw i don't actually mind replies, i think it adds to the experience >////< if a few more people find it because of that hey more people to see how hopelessly depraved i am about jerkin off~ 🤤🥴🥴

the prospect of having like.... 4-5 screens aeound me all with porn i'm edging to is like crazy exciting 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 sci fi goon cave.........

ngl being able to have a virtual desktop while in vr.... gave me ideas 🥴🥴🥴

whew uwu

feel ready to explode... x///w///x

good 40 minutes of edging~ you gotta pass the time SOMEhow~ 🤤