Last chance: code HALFPOUNDER for 15% off expires in ~19 hours.
It’s ready to ship and will go out this week!
Up to 42g protein per bowl in the shoyu tonkotsu or 37g in the savory miso version
Dopamine needs protein. Why not fuel your brain and your body with ramen?
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Get 13 inches of @zentreya.bsky.social
The 2nd wave of Zentreya’s Circuit Breaker knife has landed
All previous orders are shipping out right now, and any Domestic USA orders placed this week will ship out next week!
Get yours today: viteramen.com/products/zentreya-circuit-breaker-knife
We created an affiliate program that doesn't care about follower counts.
It doesn't care about how many sales you make.
It doesn't care about engagement rates.
This is a program that lets creators do what they're best at:
Create: viteramen.com/pages/cook-y...
New Year, new us.
Happy Lunar New Year 2026!
Naked Noods is now Vite Noodles, and...
Well, I wrote a lot about it, and the new gijinka design.
Read here: viteramen.com/products/vit...
Massaman Curry is BACK!
Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods
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Batch 1 has been going out slowly as things come in!
Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.
After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!
Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...
if we had to do what they had to do at their age...
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// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //
The facility is under attack.
Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.
Save the facility. February 9th.
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Feb 9th.
@eckhartsladder.bsky.social x Vite Ramen drops again.
Sign up: viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...
oops, uh, I totally forgot to send out a reminder email about batch 2 closing.
So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!
If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
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Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
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Final Day for BOGO50!
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The biggest question we’ve gotten for Batch 2 is:
Where are the variety packs?
Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.
Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.
Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!
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fire in water whyyyy?? a man holding a pot that's on fire in a brightly lit kitchen with purple accents
ICYMI:
A lot has happened!
BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...
Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...
Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
BOGO50 Naked Noods:
buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself
then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with
just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount
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Help open the Vite Creative Kitchen.
Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.
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Well. We’ve gone and FINALLY done it.
New website front page is now operational!
Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!
Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?
Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!
viteramen.com
A man holds a knife high, ready to cut off chains
All the projects I've started but couldn't continue...
It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.
I want to create. More than anything.
viteramen.com/pages/let-us...
Maintaining a good supply chain means predicting the future.
Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.
Discover why we made the Small Batch System:
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Body double co-working stream
Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related
twitch.tv/timjzheng
Punching bag of ramen broth
Can you fix ramen supply chains by punching it...?
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tired man thumbs up to the camera over a big metal bowl of salad
2025.
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.
It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.
Then, things started to fall through, one by one.
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If you'd prefer to read on our blog!
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We hope you've enjoyed our 12 days of Vite-mas and all the gifts we've done! The final gift: viteramen.com/collections/...
Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code!
Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:
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🎶
On the eleventh day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Exclusive Beta Access
B-Grade Knife Sets
4 Giri Bundles
5 VKS Blades
6 Donhikis
7 Shadowbringers
8 SNEAKY SNEKS
Any shirt we have
Some glass cups
A cute lil plush
And a new bowl in my pantry
🎵
🎶 On the 11th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Exclusive Beta Access 🎵
Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off!
Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
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🎶
On the tenth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
B-Grade Knife Sets
4 Giri Bundles
5 VKS Blades
6 Donhikis
7 Shadowbringers
8 SNEAKY SNEKS
Any shirt we have
Some glass cups
A cute lil plush
And a new bowl in my pantry
🎵
🎶 On the 10th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵
Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off!
Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
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🎶
On the seventh day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6 Donhikis
7 Shadowbringers
8 SNEAKY SNEKS
Any shirt we have
Some glass cups
A cute lil plush
And a new bowl in my pantry
🎵
🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6-7 DONHIKI🎵
Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off!
Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
