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the way my dislike of Calpernia overrides my memory loss of npc names and concepts is hilarious

I MADE THEM IN HEROFORGE I'M NOT DUMB AFTER ALL 🔥🔥🔥

I'm actually here to look if I wrote anything down on this account but I didn't 💔💔💔

hello all
the sorcerer (not writing down d&d notes and forgetting even names of characters) has harmed me once again

🤭

sorry I forgot about this app amid trying to bring down the government 💝

I accidentally made an imprint of my ear on the wall eavesdropping on my pro-government neighbor's phone call and now I can't stop laughing USHSHDHS

ranking the insanest things my best friend said to me:

"you should've been WORSE" 10/10 we love an enabler
"if I weren't straight I'd be taking u home RIGHT NOW" WHAT/10
"I thought a wasp was approaching me" (upon me sneaking to scare her) 8/10 I'm a little bigger than a wasp

a cosplayer friend told me he could help me with a very elaborate cosplay but I'm not telling which one it is 🤭

Happy new year 💖

SOMEONE WAS THERE AGAIN 🥺

throwback to my peak (making my own Madoka Magica witch form)

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

no, I have not swallowed a rock. but I may have been tempted to

if you ever wondered what kind of a person I am, I was just googling "what happens if you swallow a rock"

I love being a woman in male dominated fields (commitment issues) (avoidant) (frequent receiver of “everything is a joke to you”)

kinda cute that this person keeps asking if I'm coming to the bar each week so that we could "accidentally run into each other" maybe this whole ordeal deserves another chance

I love saying "don't piss me off" because seriously, don't

I miss whoever lived in the topmost apartment in the building across ours. I never forgot how you guys waved at us yelling happy new year those 18 years ago

we put up our tree today, I played with my camera a bit and accidentally made the photos look like something taken back in the 90s
needless to say I spent like 15 minutes NOT crying looking at my childhood through a little window

started this year with a flu and apparently will end it the same way 🙄 well, let's hope it's one of those "time is a cycle" things

I keep running into the guy I had a one-night stand with in our usual pre-club bar and we keep pretending not to know each other it's the funniest thing in the world to me

me with other sociopolitical debates on the internet: chill girl dog

me when something happens here: Neve "they are causing trouble in MY city" Gallus

rook better than me because if I learned that varric is dead like that I would have a mental breakdown first and then I would hunt down solas to strangle him myself

YouTube video by ilzkaal Solas Lying (By Omission) in Chronological Order | Dragon Age Inquisition & The Veilguard

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY

someone PLEASE make a solas lie buzzer mod

youtu.be/KuiP4xYajkM

me tweeting a thought-out, well-articulated opinion:

the two buddies that always like my shit: yeah 👍

me tweeting the most autistic string of words twitter has ever seen:

half the network for some reason: this is the funniest shit I've ever seen

I already miss the seedy yet vibey 80s style club I've been to on the weekend.... played such good music too

UJSIBSKSBS

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as soon as my last coffee is gone I am OUT