DBJ

Especially wrt how others frequently perceive him as "Less than human", and use that as an excuse to wield him or detain him. Poignant!!

Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

The ass cheek is an underrespected body part. Nobody is talking about butt cheeks or ass cheeks like they should

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.

Nashiro (mascot of Hita City) is an alien with a see-through cranium, showing its brain, which is a pear.

Having a rich husband/wife is insane to me. You're being paid 100k a year to be in love. Grow up

The cat sorting changes are huge, thank you!!!

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

On the nature of darkness:

YouTube video by DWPROSCIUTTO Goo Crew Roundup February 2026

i really adore darkweb’s roundups of the goo crew streams, which i think are very good at showcasing what we do in a way that people unfamiliar with us would find funny. however if you are one of those people go ahead and skip luke’s part at the start youtu.be/UOjKXd2Y17Y

Me taking the snap and then holding the ball: "Am I supposed to do something with this? Did it say what I was supposed to do?" And then a 500lb huge man concusses me

A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

I will be stopping the war with Iran through one single perfect SNL audition

You are a stupid fuckface.

@beetlemoses.bsky.social thank you

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

I hope you will enjoy the ending(the Great Gazoo shows up and gives everyone 100 million rubles)

The Brothers K is a little more drudgey to me but soooooo good

“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

“Ah, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

guy at the bar asked Tom “can I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

If someone said this about me I'll kill myself in congress

You got a Melon hat you got a rice nose you got a flabby ass you got a Lil dick you got a cow leg you got thin lips you got a shitty dick you got no tits you got a ugly hair you got a blue water body you got a sacred crest

The shaking and clicking and such is Tourette's and therefore reflects my true beliefs

Reading your palm: Wow… this is quite the life line… you will live a long healthy life!!

Reading your skull: Too bad you’ll be Irish during it