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so insanely fucking real for this

Bin Laden would be cool to be my roommate. Just hanging out on the couch watching Pluribus. "The writing seems weak" you say. "Well it was never perfect in Better Call Saul either," he replies. "I worry Vince Gilligan will never create a compelling female character"

What the fuck is with late night hosts showing pictures pasted onto a black piece of cardboard instead of just showing the image as a graphic. When did they start that. Just show it on screen

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Streaming is so fucking awesome

For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.

YouTube video by STORES Whole Foods with Hayden Johnson

new ep out w/ @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social ! youtube.com/watch?v=ZtJL9I6Abjo&feature=youtu.be

I'm live at 3pm pacific today, just under 3 hours, and this is tomorrow. I'm basically streaming like crazy

Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this

Disgusted and shocked by Quentin Tarantino's remarks about Matthew Lillard. I always respected him as a director who strangled women and put women in crashing cars in the desert, but now I learn he also believes Shaggy Doo is a poor actor

This week on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse GONNA BE SO FUCKED 🔥👌

I have a bunch of these. They are soooooo good

Everyone had better hope that like 7 or 8 more Dropout TVs happen soon lmao

The funny thing is, all these industries are dying and they have no idea that it's stuff like this that is killing them. Subscribe to patreons and stuff. Try to support people independently. I think the next 20-30 years of TV and movies is doomed, and there's so much good indie stuff

A dangling participle. Enough to break your fucking heart....

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

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Using a brush you didn't make, using paint you didn't make. Using someone else's hands, using someone else's ideas, using someone else's talents, buying someone else's art. You can tell where the line is between creating and not creating, right? Because you have a brain

Using AI to create really is a question of what you consider a brush and what you consider a painting. Most people know the difference by looking

I like when it says "Here's your top 100 songs of the year!" And it's my 5 most listened to albums in a row. Thanks man huge help. A journey through time, truly

My wrapped always makes me feel like it's making fun of me. "Your favorite artist is Mac DeMarco. You looooove him so muuuuch. Are you 14?" No. I'm 30

If I was presented with that I think I'd be confused. Why would it be up to me, I'd wonder?

Why my lips look so fat in this thumbnail doe 😩

His whole persona existed on the framework of assuming he was a good guy and saying nasty stuff--when a nasty guy says nasty stuff that's not funny! So it's totally correct to say, now his old stuff is retroactively extremely unfunny. He ruined it! It'll never be funny again!

I think Louis CK is actually a little unique. It's not like his old stuff is preserved in amber. His old material was about jacking off to women without their consent! It was in his TV show! With the new context, you can actually say: "We were wrong about it being funny"

This week on twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse all streams at 3pm pacific

Mary Todd Lincoln was a Chinese man!!!!

Definitely the kind of incredible fucking comic insight that we really need. It's worth welcoming him back if we get gold like this

my nephews watching bluey in japanese

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.