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@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social

Live often at twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

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So many more I couldn't include. Gah!

05.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Outfit Season 2 is premiering later this Spring, available wherever pods are found, with an even more depraved co-host AND a Patreon! PLEASE sign up here as a free member for updates, & if you're able, chip in $1 or $3 as we retool! We will be loyle to all you capos! www.patreon.com/TheOutfitPod

05.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

I am excited to be the new co host of The Outfield!!

05.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Incredible. Can't wait to be asked on as a guest. Hell, just being asked is an honor

05.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially wrt how others frequently perceive him as "Less than human", and use that as an excuse to wield him or detain him. Poignant!!

05.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

04.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1719    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 22

The ass cheek is an underrespected body part. Nobody is talking about butt cheeks or ass cheeks like they should

05.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12216    πŸ” 2520    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 74
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A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.

A light green alien mascot with antlers and a diamond-shaped mouth and a perspex cranium through which you can see an orange pear.

Nashiro (mascot of Hita City) is an alien with a see-through cranium, showing its brain, which is a pear.

04.03.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 535    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 16

Having a rich husband/wife is insane to me. You're being paid 100k a year to be in love. Grow up

04.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cat sorting changes are huge, thank you!!!

04.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12035    πŸ” 2404    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 71
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On the nature of darkness:

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Goo Crew Roundup February 2026
YouTube video by DWPROSCIUTTO Goo Crew Roundup February 2026

i really adore darkweb’s roundups of the goo crew streams, which i think are very good at showcasing what we do in a way that people unfamiliar with us would find funny. however if you are one of those people go ahead and skip luke’s part at the start youtu.be/UOjKXd2Y17Y

03.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Me taking the snap and then holding the ball: "Am I supposed to do something with this? Did it say what I was supposed to do?" And then a 500lb huge man concusses me

03.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A week from today, I'll be back to streaming. Live, from the Year 10,000. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be stopping the war with Iran through one single perfect SNL audition

02.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1174    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 26
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You are a stupid fuckface.

01.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@beetlemoses.bsky.social thank you

28.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

28.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1120    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope you will enjoy the ending(the Great Gazoo shows up and gives everyone 100 million rubles)

28.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Brothers K is a little more drudgey to me but soooooo good

28.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just an illusion?”

β€œAh, yes, Mr. Frischberg, I thought you’d come … but which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg, and not just
an illusion?”

25.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 720    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6
Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

Sketchbook drawing of a shape that is not a cube

guy at the bar asked Tom β€œcan I draw a cube in your sketchbook?” and then spent forty five seconds drawing this I’m dying

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