Lord of the Moo

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Being able to meet a stranger and have a pleasant 10 minute conversation about the Yankees, your home town, or like some restaurants you like, is how you develop relationships.

“Hey Jerry, is that guy from NC gonna be at your party? He was nice.”

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

That's so Trump can remember what building they are walking him into when he comes back inside from Marine-1
he's old so it has to be in cursive

They wasted soooooooo much money.

It helps that the tax isn't huge, they don't feel like they're getting screwed because it's almost a rounding error, so they're happy to pay what is just a coffee to them for actual working government services

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

Those of you still on Twitter because of potential reach, even that is going out the window when this is implemented.

this is the telling thing about all the billionaire hysteria

they would literally rather set more money on fire propping up the most uncharismatic sex pest who ever lived than they’d pay in additional taxes

these are not serious people

Huge news for Tired Actor

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

#nokings
Portland frog brigade

But would that at least mean "not work in office"?

We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

With the holidays upon us, don't give to Salvation Army. Not even change. It's a scumbag "charity" run by anti-gay zealots.

Habitat for Humanity is great. Your local Food Bank is great.

So many "charities" are for-profit scams. Use Charity Navigator to vet them. www.charitynavigator.org

What a splendid idea! Time to dive into that again!

Newsweek covering Hangman Page saying Fuck Ice.

We're broken containment. Good. Fuck Ice.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

And now this shows up on FB, thanks all-seeing algorithm...
(PS they forgot the 1-square runway for the helipad)

Now see that one I *don't* remember

I never played that one either. I played both Maniac Mansion and Day of the Tentacle on a friend's C64, I didn't have a computer yet :D

Day of the Tentacle.

My money would be on a SeaBee Master Chief...

A representative for GWAR told The Post, "Normalizing violence? Humans don't need GWAR for that. There is nothing normal about the Looney Toon violence acted out on a GWAR stage. GWAR is absurdist spectacle. GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

LOL