Matthew, coming to a cinema near you

*203

Honestly 208 million seems pretty hot.

I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole.

I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.

I love that the wheel guard is Gooey

A horsegirl from Uma Musume named Phoenicia Deal

yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox,

A horsegirl from Uma Musume named compromise got third place

she wanted to get first but this will do

A photo of Stephen King with a distinctly Grinch looking smile.

"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year."

The local cave dweller:

Please put solutions in the replies!!

Two pictures hung side by side. An astronaut on a desolate world, and a figure running under a spotlight.

First post in a while.

I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly.

I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not.

#BluePrince

Metal Gear Solid (1998)

I wanted a pet Cataquack for a while. I thought they were the cutest things in Super Mario Galaxy. I was sad to find them having no real world equivalents.

Pipes bound to the bottom of a bridge. A leak dropped from some off coloured spacing.

Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes.

I'm now wondering what's coming out of them.

Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?"
⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ

The mythological internet figure, Ken-sama, has found his happy ending. He has lost some weight and now has a pretty woman attached to his side + he looks like he's about to give you the hardest boss fight of your life, a little bit

we're all gonna make it, bros...

A screenshot of The Simpsons with a character wearing a necklace that says "Thursday The 20th"

Happy holidays everyone!!

I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt.

I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one.

Crazy.

Touhou Tuesday 14 Thumbnail, which is a bunch of little plush anime girls hanging out in a PS1 videogame while satirical jokes about Japan play on a TV afront them

as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order.

i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies

M

When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam

I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me

another year, another day with myself

I accidentally went into a cinema too early and caught like the last 5ish minutes.

They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending

It was called Ne Zha 2.

Currently in an empty cinema.

It's weird.

Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces.
My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life.

Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you.
Love long and prosper.

Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man.

Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi.

Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics.

This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?

Is Kay the number 2?