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30 yr old Nerdfighter, Avid Reader, Daily Decade Gratitude Journaler, Narrative Gamer, Choir Nut, Investigator, Youth Leadership Nerd

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Rightfully pissed off deeply and for good reason

27.02.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
There's so many words in the shape of PROJECT FOR AWESOME

There's so many words in the shape of PROJECT FOR AWESOME

Wordcloud of all donation comments from this year's tiltify! #p4a2025 #p4a @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social @projectforawesome.bsky.social

16.02.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic panel by srgrafo used as a meme template. It features a huge knight protecting a tiny guy from a rain of arrows.   There’s a speech bubble saying β€œshould John get a tissue?”
The arrows are labelled β€œyes”, β€œplease” and β€œplease yes” and other variations.
The little guy is labelled as β€œJohn raising money for the P4A”.
The knight is labelled as β€œYologurt” and is handing the little guy the word β€œno”.

A comic panel by srgrafo used as a meme template. It features a huge knight protecting a tiny guy from a rain of arrows. There’s a speech bubble saying β€œshould John get a tissue?” The arrows are labelled β€œyes”, β€œplease” and β€œplease yes” and other variations. The little guy is labelled as β€œJohn raising money for the P4A”. The knight is labelled as β€œYologurt” and is handing the little guy the word β€œno”.

First time memeing for the P4A.
Love that nobody will understand other than the people that were watching the stream just now.
#P4A2025

www.youtube.com/live/Kq8KDKq...

16.02.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of Darcy the dog that reads "live laugh cronch".

A drawing of Darcy the dog that reads "live laugh cronch".

our favourite girl #p4a2025

15.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
edit of a screenshot of the p4a stream, brennan lee mulligan and hank green, brennan asking hank β€œHow do we raise $3M for charity?” and hank as ole trashwater saying β€œOne baked bean at a time.”

edit of a screenshot of the p4a stream, brennan lee mulligan and hank green, brennan asking hank β€œHow do we raise $3M for charity?” and hank as ole trashwater saying β€œOne baked bean at a time.”

One baked bean at a time πŸ«˜πŸ‡#p4a2025

16.02.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 984    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Project For Awesome 2025

I'm going to be hosting the Project for Awesome in about an hour. I've got a microscope and *maybe* a surprise device to show
projectforawesome.com

16.02.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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#doggoclock #p4a2025

15.02.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lunch devoured and READY for remaining part of #p4a2025 Day 2! Like this doggo I know is siked for a wild boat ride! #doggoclock #projectforawwesome

15.02.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking baby carrots out of the fridge is how I found out my gf's pit bull husky mix loves carrots.

15.02.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how the Ted Lasso sign looked right? #P4A2025

15.02.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I’ll fix this later but it’s truly that time of the year again

14.02.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A goose, it says "I think I will cause problems on purpose."

A goose, it says "I think I will cause problems on purpose."

The Project for Awesome is a very fun and silly but also important event that raises millions of dollars for global health and other charities voted on by YOU. It has just begun. Please join us at ProjectforAwesome.com/live

14.02.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7382    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 36
Giant egg cracks.
Hank Crab looks concerned
Glennnn the sheep perks up an ear
Beanie Sandfurb turns to look at the egg.

Giant egg cracks. Hank Crab looks concerned Glennnn the sheep perks up an ear Beanie Sandfurb turns to look at the egg.

Update from the Great P4Egg Hatchening!
The singing of P4Achy Breaky Heart by Silly Ray Cyrus has struck a chord with the P4Egg.
The first cracks have appeared!
Which mascot will be inside?
We will continue with live coverage as the situation develops.
#p4a2025

14.02.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A purple bingo card with neon green text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 1 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314"
The items on the bingo card read, going down each column:
- The digital download bundle is a great deal
- Beanie Sandfurbs
- John talks about AFC Wimbledon
- Buttfartman apperance
- John puts something not sharpie on his face
- John becomes discount Bo Burnham
- Hank/John make questionable food choices
- Any cursed face paint
- Hank's disco lights
- gazoonkas
- Sneezing is not normal
- rainbow unicorn farts
- FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A
- Butt is/not legs
- Tiltify crashes
- The donation amount ends in .69
- Crank Green
- A segment goes over time
- someone's tech breaks
- Facial hair shenanigans
- A cardboard cutout is the star of the stream
- An Animal Wonders critter poops
- Banana Loca appearance
- glennn and daaale
- John talks about TB

A purple bingo card with neon green text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 1 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314" The items on the bingo card read, going down each column: - The digital download bundle is a great deal - Beanie Sandfurbs - John talks about AFC Wimbledon - Buttfartman apperance - John puts something not sharpie on his face - John becomes discount Bo Burnham - Hank/John make questionable food choices - Any cursed face paint - Hank's disco lights - gazoonkas - Sneezing is not normal - rainbow unicorn farts - FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A - Butt is/not legs - Tiltify crashes - The donation amount ends in .69 - Crank Green - A segment goes over time - someone's tech breaks - Facial hair shenanigans - A cardboard cutout is the star of the stream - An Animal Wonders critter poops - Banana Loca appearance - glennn and daaale - John talks about TB

A neon green bingo card with dark purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 2 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314"
The items on the bingo card read, going down each column:
- someone attempts live math
- Banana Loca appearance
- Hank makes up some cursed meme
- Sneezing is not normal
- John becomes discount Bo Burnham
- Thanks to the awesome folks behind the scenes
- John talks about death or mortality
- John quotes a famous writer
- some other past mascot appears
- Buttfartman appearance
- Hank looks away to talk to tiktok
- Party popper misfire
- FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A
- Description of the available perks
- Other parts of John's house
- Accidental cursing
- John talks about TB
- a guest makes questionable food choices
- POTATO
- hummus
- Host changeover takes longer than planned
- Katherine and/or Sarah appear
- Pelicans/possums/crabs/etc. appear
- John or Hank put something weird on their heads
- Facial hair shenanigans

A neon green bingo card with dark purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 2 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314" The items on the bingo card read, going down each column: - someone attempts live math - Banana Loca appearance - Hank makes up some cursed meme - Sneezing is not normal - John becomes discount Bo Burnham - Thanks to the awesome folks behind the scenes - John talks about death or mortality - John quotes a famous writer - some other past mascot appears - Buttfartman appearance - Hank looks away to talk to tiktok - Party popper misfire - FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A - Description of the available perks - Other parts of John's house - Accidental cursing - John talks about TB - a guest makes questionable food choices - POTATO - hummus - Host changeover takes longer than planned - Katherine and/or Sarah appear - Pelicans/possums/crabs/etc. appear - John or Hank put something weird on their heads - Facial hair shenanigans

A dark purple bingo card with light purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 3 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314"
The items on the bingo card read, going down each column:
- hummus
- John cries
- John talks about TB
- chat meme becomes a perk
- A balloon task becomes a meme
- Video-watching break
- An Animal Wonders critter poops
- Other pets appear on stream
- someone attempts live math
- some other past mascot reappears
- Darcy CRONCH
- party popper misfire
- FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A
- Crank Green
- incorrect math for the next milestone
- Pelicans/possums/crabs/etc. appear
- Sneezing is not normal
- Accidental cursing
- Hank's disco lights
- John uses a party popper
- Hank loses things on his desk
- Drawfee draws a P4A meme
- A segment goes over time
- Surprise new furby
- Host changeover takes longer than planned

A dark purple bingo card with light purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 3 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314" The items on the bingo card read, going down each column: - hummus - John cries - John talks about TB - chat meme becomes a perk - A balloon task becomes a meme - Video-watching break - An Animal Wonders critter poops - Other pets appear on stream - someone attempts live math - some other past mascot reappears - Darcy CRONCH - party popper misfire - FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A - Crank Green - incorrect math for the next milestone - Pelicans/possums/crabs/etc. appear - Sneezing is not normal - Accidental cursing - Hank's disco lights - John uses a party popper - Hank loses things on his desk - Drawfee draws a P4A meme - A segment goes over time - Surprise new furby - Host changeover takes longer than planned

A like purple bingo card with dark purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 4 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314"
The items on the bingo card read, going down each column:
- awesome coffee or tea mentioned
- rainbow unicorn farts
- Crank Green
- John talks about AFC Wimbledon
- Other pets appear on stream
- someone's tech breaks
- hummus
- A balloon task gets lost
- gazoonkas
- A new P4A mascot
- A balloon task becomes a meme
- John becomes discount Bo Burnham
- FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A
- GUMMY BEAR
- John uses a party popper
- Improvised music is performed
- French the Llama!
- some other past mascot reappears
- sharpie face
- A segment goes over time
- John talks about TB
- The donation amount ends in .69
- Butt is/not legs
- John wears something ridiculous
- Any cursed face paint

A like purple bingo card with dark purple text. Oriented vertically on the side of the card is the text "Bingo Card 4 of 4. Made by @lastcomment314" The items on the bingo card read, going down each column: - awesome coffee or tea mentioned - rainbow unicorn farts - Crank Green - John talks about AFC Wimbledon - Other pets appear on stream - someone's tech breaks - hummus - A balloon task gets lost - gazoonkas - A new P4A mascot - A balloon task becomes a meme - John becomes discount Bo Burnham - FREE SPACE Anonymous is having a great P4A - GUMMY BEAR - John uses a party popper - Improvised music is performed - French the Llama! - some other past mascot reappears - sharpie face - A segment goes over time - John talks about TB - The donation amount ends in .69 - Butt is/not legs - John wears something ridiculous - Any cursed face paint

Presenting: Project for Awesome bingo cards! I've started off with these four, but if you want your own unique card, drop a reply and I can get you one! #P4A2025

14.02.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 5
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About to be the comfiest ever in my effort to decrease so much suck in the world. #P4A2025 #projectforawesome

14.02.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
image showing the projectforawesome.com header; this year we've already raised over $500,000 and the p4a technically hasn't begun yet.

image showing the projectforawesome.com header; this year we've already raised over $500,000 and the p4a technically hasn't begun yet.

So what exactly is the Project for Awesome? Since 2007, my brother @hankgreen.bsky.social and many friends and online creators have come together to host an annual 48-hour livestream in support of great charities. Over the years, we've raised over $22,000,0000 for a huge variety of charities...

14.02.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8
Dark purple background

Text from top to bottom, left to right:
'Twas The Night Before P4A 

When all through the web,
All the nerds were snug and buzzing in bed,
Their devices ready to make memes and art
With hopes that the greenbrothers' stream would soon start

All calendars were marked for a weekend so charitable,
And money planned out to donate financially responsible
Hank with his bananaloca and John with his wigs
Prepared their offices for an event so big

Dreams of mascots, beans, and rax made them grin
When all of the sudden a nightmare crept in:
A vision of Jarrod fight a possum,
Since when did he forget to be awesome?

In the background are small faint icons.
From top to bottom, left to right:
P4A logo, bananaloca 
John with purple wig, pizza slice, Hank trying to be a crab, P4A logo, John in a green wig
P4A logo, John with a pink mustache, P4A logo, Mr. D, Beanie Sandfurbs 
Possum, crab, onion Jarrod, P4A logo, Jarrod

Dark purple background Text from top to bottom, left to right: 'Twas The Night Before P4A When all through the web, All the nerds were snug and buzzing in bed, Their devices ready to make memes and art With hopes that the greenbrothers' stream would soon start All calendars were marked for a weekend so charitable, And money planned out to donate financially responsible Hank with his bananaloca and John with his wigs Prepared their offices for an event so big Dreams of mascots, beans, and rax made them grin When all of the sudden a nightmare crept in: A vision of Jarrod fight a possum, Since when did he forget to be awesome? In the background are small faint icons. From top to bottom, left to right: P4A logo, bananaloca John with purple wig, pizza slice, Hank trying to be a crab, P4A logo, John in a green wig P4A logo, John with a pink mustache, P4A logo, Mr. D, Beanie Sandfurbs Possum, crab, onion Jarrod, P4A logo, Jarrod

'Twas the night before #P4A2025

@projectforawesome.bsky.social

14.02.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

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