lyss🦎

apparently march is this year’s Month of Doctor’s Appointments I’ve Been Avoiding™️

feel you on this - when i graduated from undergrad my major (literally english) was slowly being phased out of existence, i wouldn’t be surprised if the major doesn’t exist at all anymore

Pretty much every university has one humanities department and several inhumanities departments and you all know which ones I’m talkin’ about

describe your bluesky account in a single image

my two moods on this app tbh (screenshot from @taskmaster.tv if you’re one of my mutuals that simply tolerates me yapping about that show lol)

I will venmo any reporter $2,000 to give trump a map of the middle east and ask him to identify iran

So much for that.

uh oh i’ve binged all of season 4 of bridgerton in one sitting and now im in love with luke thompson!!!

bsky.app/profile/alys...

Screenshot of an Instagram message thread. A photo sent of a laptop screen displaying Hank Green’s new Ask Hank Anything episode with Jason Mantzoukas. The message below that says “all of my worlds are colliding omg”

this is the correct reaction to this, right? @hankgreen.bsky.social

i think it’s really telling that the cheer that rang out after trump said she should be ashamed of herself seemed to be majority men. just a thought.

Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

i just called her office telling her she’s a racist POS that needs to resign 🥰 if you’d like to do the same: 202-225-3371

i fucking hate her so much oh my god
on behalf of the tiny blue dots across staten island: i’m sorry and FUCK nicole malliotakis

Representative Al Green held up a “BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T APES” sign at Donald Trump's State of the Union.

fucking bootlicking losers

US Women’s Hockey has two things the men don’t: more gold medals and good morals 🥰

yes that kind of G O

i am SWEATING sitting in a zoom meeting right now, my boss will not shut up and i need to g o

“It is a reminder that even right now, even as the fight rages on, there is time for joy, there is time for art, there is time to celebrate difference and self, and to insist that you too can be free.

Because they want you to forget that.”

Screenshot of ditto in a Pokémon trading screen with text saying “take goo”

take goo

Greggy&LAH
#Taskmaster

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

i inexplicably really like this picture i took while waiting for my train

i dunno what it is but i like it A LOT

exhibit a

my taste in older men is generally grouchy, sarcastic secret softies

i’m sorry w h a t

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

"Only you can prevent Tyranny"
Poster spotted in Washington DC

timeline cleanse 🐻🐟