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@alyssard.bsky.social

just a lizard running across a keyboard 🦎 | 27 | they/them | ny born & raised | linktr.ee/a_lyssard

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uh oh i’ve binged all of season 4 of bridgerton in one sitting and now im in love with luke thompson!!!

01.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/alys...

25.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an Instagram message thread. A photo sent of a laptop screen displaying Hank Green’s new Ask Hank Anything episode with Jason Mantzoukas. The message below that says β€œall of my worlds are colliding omg”

Screenshot of an Instagram message thread. A photo sent of a laptop screen displaying Hank Green’s new Ask Hank Anything episode with Jason Mantzoukas. The message below that says β€œall of my worlds are colliding omg”

this is the correct reaction to this, right? @hankgreen.bsky.social

25.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think it’s really telling that the cheer that rang out after trump said she should be ashamed of herself seemed to be majority men. just a thought.

25.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump killed two of my constituents. He is a liar and should be ashamed of himself.

25.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16524    πŸ” 3295    πŸ’¬ 426    πŸ“Œ 197

i just called her office telling her she’s a racist POS that needs to resign πŸ₯° if you’d like to do the same: 202-225-3371

25.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i fucking hate her so much oh my god
on behalf of the tiny blue dots across staten island: i’m sorry and FUCK nicole malliotakis

25.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Representative Al Green held up a β€œBLACK PEOPLE AREN’T APES” sign at Donald Trump's State of the Union.

25.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

fucking bootlicking losers

25.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US Women’s Hockey has two things the men don’t: more gold medals and good morals πŸ₯°

24.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes that kind of G O

23.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am SWEATING sitting in a zoom meeting right now, my boss will not shut up and i need to g o

23.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt is a reminder that even right now, even as the fight rages on, there is time for joy, there is time for art, there is time to celebrate difference and self, and to insist that you too can be free.

Because they want you to forget that.”

23.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
Screenshot of ditto in a PokΓ©mon trading screen with text saying β€œtake goo”

Screenshot of ditto in a PokΓ©mon trading screen with text saying β€œtake goo”

take goo

23.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3602    πŸ” 1145    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 19
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Greggy&LAH
#Taskmaster

21.02.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies, remember. you do NOT need a frog to buy you what you deserve

21.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 433    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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i inexplicably really like this picture i took while waiting for my train

i dunno what it is but i like it A LOT

22.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

exhibit a

20.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my taste in older men is generally grouchy, sarcastic secret softies

20.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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i’m sorry w h a t

20.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

16.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4465    πŸ” 978    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17
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"Only you can prevent Tyranny"
Poster spotted in Washington DC

16.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

timeline cleanse 🐻🐟

15.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1005    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

sometimes healing through a breakup is allowing yourself to cry over having to do hard things by yourself*

* that hard thing being reprogramming my remote to work with my TV when i fucked it up (again)

15.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not to be disgusting on main but i am fucking begging my body to stop producing mucus for fuck’s sake

15.02.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first single valentine’s day in three years! i bought myself sushi and chocolate :)

15.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a doodle of a cat sending… uhm… some love bombs?

a doodle of a cat sending… uhm… some love bombs?

🩷

13.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1058    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP897UrM7/

13.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i dont even know what to say about this other than i just knew i needed to cut this down from the rest of the video, yk?

13.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0