Michael Ehli

www.loonyparty.com

Remember when the right was screaming about "Muslims taking over" and "Sharia law in America"?

They get, what, 30 seconds to get those two questions in? Not a lot of time for in-depth analysis, and the coaches aren’t going to want to give out detailed info mid-game in any case.

By the “not all men” logic, Russian roulette is a perfectly safe game. #notallchambers

Failure to duly report is treason and is punishable by execution. Incorrect reports of death will be rectified as soon as possible.

There’s a line, provenance unknown but regularly misattributed to Churchill: “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”

Will she take donations of Werther’s Originals?

Sugary wax is far from my favorite, but I’ll take it over edible chalk.

…but Cynthia was apparently seeing a candle on the side.

In their very first Euro qualifier (a “home” match but played in Sweden because they didn’t have a grass pitch in the islands yet) in 1990, they beat Austria 1-0. They’ve never made a major final or anything, but they’ve always punched above their weight.

Schumer: We really need Mills in the race to nail down the docile septuagenarian vote.

Facts aren’t good for ratings.

Screenshot of tweets from 2022. —Brian J. Karem: “Donald Trump is finished.” —Michael Ehli: “CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the lucky 1,000,000th pundit to declare Trump to be finished! You win a free shopping spree, a lifetime supply of thoughts and prayers, and you also get a free tote bag *IF* anyone actually gets around to indicting him.”

@briankarem.bsky.social, maybe I should at least send a tote bag.

Newton's Third Law of Political Dynamics: For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary.

No, they just went from being a Spanish colony to a Moroccan one.

To them, “balanced” used to mean a balance between right wing and Reich wing, and now they’re not even pretending to do that.

They’re right over there, next to the “we need all the guns so that we can resist tyranny” Republicans, hiding out until the next time a Democrat is in the White House.

More like conslutant.

The flip side, though, is that because people are abandoning physical media, There’s plenty of good music to be found these days in the thrift shops for $1-2 per disk if you’re willing to sort through all the crap. 2/2

I started collecting CDs back in ‘86 when they were still rare and precious things and an old favorite album getting a CD release was still somewhat of an event. I knew the day would come when I’d find some at an antique mall, but when the day came I still felt decades older. 1/2

I stopped caring about Charlotte years ago. Pairing her with Alexa only wants me to see Alexa less, not Charlotte more.

Them: “Why do you hate America?”

I’m surprised that they didn’t do it already, when he sent the troops to LA with bugger-all in logistical support.

At this point, I’m waiting for the DoD to order that troops be quartered in private homes, just for the sake of flouting the 3rd Amendment and completing the checklist of Bill of Rights violations.

They don’t care if they get screwed, as long as people that they consider “lesser” than themselves get screwed worse.

Like Collins, she’s only allowed to dissent if it doesn’t affect the end result.

13 Trump Units = 1 Friedman Unit

They’re allowed to do that to maintain their moderate image provided that it doesn’t change the GQP’s desired result.

Not as much Stephen Miller is—I suspect that the reason Temu Goebbels’ wife left him for Elon is because the only thing which gives him a stiffie is seeing brown people suffering.