Ossie

remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am

They just hit the Prime Minister with a bag of Chia Flour

Rotating the blunt around the central axis of the blunt

Siphoning off other people's height with a special vacuum and giving it to you

I watched Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby come into existence with two distinct though related meanings. Now it seems one meaning has won.

dear mother I cannot weave, slender aphrodite has destroyed my loom with a big hammer

I block people not because they are "good" or "bad" but because I am annoyed by inane shit and I refuse to make it their problem but also refuse to suffer. it's better than yelling at them about it

The theory goes that when you are 13, you are prompted to change your name to something else. The opponents of this theory say that the average 13yrold should not be allowed to change their name because they will pick one like Lionheart Excalibur. I say: Correct; but the 13yrold is right to do so.

you can teach a man to walk to fish but you can't make him drink or think forever

posting comics on the internet gets you nothing materially. however I still think about "funeral for our table"

Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good

I'm going to the Nintendo Corporation Headquarters and withdrawing every single Pokemon from their private PC so that they can't use them in games anymore

Why am I still posting. I think they should ban it. It obviously doesn't do me any good. But then they don't ban the pokies either.

I think the time is right for the first catgirl popstar

i remember going through the naming funnel...

The Two Weeks When Luigi Died Last timestamp of a file (gfxmain.c) that has Luigi's code active as part of the program: February 6, 1996 Earliest timestamp of a file (shade.c) that has Luigi's code commented out, signifying he is no longer being developed: February 20, 1996 This means that the idea of including Luigi in Super Mario 64 was abandoned in these two weeks. -By the way, what happened to Luigi? Miyamoto: Well... until February, he was in the game. (laughs) This is also completely consistent with a statement by Shigeru Miyamoto in a June 1996 interview. Source: x.com user @Alieneer_TF2, shmuplations.com/mario64

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

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me after eauting five packs of Glow sticks

I don't know how strongly you feel otter now but this is so storybook-otter-coded to me

RIP Elaine Radigue. I was introduced to the Songs of Milarepa, which are beautiful.

It's uncanny how easy it is

Do you think if I took over an island and claimed it in the name of King Gizzard that I could get away with it

I wonder how many sexy versions of Family Guy are being generated with diffusion tooling

A cartoon drawing of anthropomorphic wolves in a video arcade, playing cabinet versions of Lotus 123 and Microsoft Excel

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

Yes. If they were all suited to my tastes then I would be in some sort of Truman Show scenario.

The colourations of the cassowary, frigate bird, and night parrot respectively

I was right near the end of the storyline and then got all my limbs slashed off by an astral tabby. I really don't want to go through the chore of regrowing them all.

I'd love to be a Bard-Paladin...

YouTube video by Neave Goofy Cartoon Sounds

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Sigh. I remember my robot son. It was so easy. You just fed him garbage (my posts) and he would regurgitate it. We used to laugh and laugh.