Ossie

Imagine if you went to F45 and then people started attacking you with their dogs. So you had to come back with your own dog. Also they all have coordinated outfits and the guy at the back of the room has a particularly big dog. I just wanted to use the kettlebell.

those helium tanks aren't gonna refill themselves

somebody had to do the non-ballooned haze chores

Life, like a dome of many-coloured glass
Stains the white radiance of Eternity

The Coraciiformes /kɒrəˈsaɪ.ɪfɔːrmiːz/ are a group of usually colourful birds including the kingfishers, the bee-eaters, the rollers, the motmots, and the todies.

That's a good one and I endorse it.

Two anthropomorphic canines, identical in appearance with matching glasses. suits, and hairstyles, flank a "Reception" sign at a desk. A handmade sign hastily taped below them reads "YES WE HAVE SEEN JODOROWSKY'S 'THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.' NO WE WILL NOT POSE FOR PHOTOGRAPHS"

I no longer believe in autism as an "explanation". It is a categorization, like saying I have red hair or a certain white feather streak. And since the categorization has been loosened, the way I used to understand it is not the way it gets used anymore; so I'm on the side of not using it myself.

Relatable

I'm an adult now. I pay my taxes and volunteer locally. And what I'd like to know is when they're going to grant me shapeshifting powers already

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS HOW I DO IT. I SEPARATE THEM INTO 3 DIFFERENT PARTS AND IT MAKES IT A LOT EASIER

You can do what you want forever. So better get it right the first time. You can't do anything else now

these united states Listen to these united states by dog-o-matic #np on #SoundCloud

made an ambient track

"Explanations" I give are more like "I may not actually be able to explain this to you in a way that 'makes sense', we have generational differences; but it's important to me and makes me feel a lot better about my life."

*They scatter away in all directions*

I'm exploding into dozens of small brown birds

*Bird voice* chip-chip!

Good Dub Scouts stay Dubwise when attempting amplifier repair

Don't slander the good name of statistics like this. We can know for sure the chance that a number contains 3. I don't know what this chance is but it exists.

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Do you think speedruns are like a dance? Do you think they should present SGDQ like ballet?

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I made a silly little thing idk brkeogh.itch.io/automatic-fl...

Do they still call you that

"Actually, I think vultures are gorgeous birds and deserve much more love!" Said the weird looking bald man.

no problems ever in peliccan mouth

I'm going through the Chameleon Twist portal backward

The paramedics roll me over to perform CPR but one of them notices my bracelet with the engraved tag of "DNI".

It's too late, they've interacted and now they're both being automatically blocked. My body disappears from their view.

The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude... You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you July 8, 2024 at 4:00 AM 83

I've run out of posts.