Audra Stang

A red box with an illustration of Cap'n Crunch holding a white cup with a red lid, behind a "wave" of brown liquid. The box notes that these Ship Shakes are "as good for you as a bowl of oatmeal"

A row of packets of Ship Shake powder. Each one features an illustration of a character from the Cap'n Crunch cereal universe (a little blonde girl with pig tails, a boy with thick glasses in a sailor suit, Cap'n Crunch in a nightgown, a little boy with buckteeth and a sailor hat over his eyes, etc.)

Cap'n Crunch Ship Shake (1966-circa 1971): A line of powdered breakfast drinks ("liquid cereal") made with oat flour. Available in Chocolate, Chocolate Malt, and Butterscotch. Each packet featured a character from the Cap'n Crunch Expanded Universe, including Alfie, Brunhilde, Dave, and Carlyle

VALLEY VALLEY -MOM, I APPRECIATE YOU THINKING OF ME... BUT COULD YOU STOP SENDING ME IDELLA'S VIDEOS? -WELL, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL SHE TALKS ABOUT HER STRATEGY FOR GROWING HER AUDIENCE -MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER "STRATEGY" IS?! SHE MAKES TRASH! -SHE APPEALS TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR! -I LIKE IT ... I THINK IT'S POSITIVE AND HAS A GOOD MESSAGE -I'M NOT SAYING IT'S NOT NICE THAT IT MAKES SOME DEPRESSED PEOPLE FEEL BETTER OR WHATEVER... BUT IT'S NOT GOOD!

Valley Valley

In a way the internet is like an at-home bar

this is what you're fighting for: the days you and your friends spent in the mid-2000s joshing around at the bussey playground

also i have brands i have these constructed attachments towards... i still miss mcdonalds after not eating there for years lol. when i see art of birdie the early bird i want to eat a breakfast burrito while fondly remember eating them as a child after delivering a paper route.

i remember hating nostalgia when i was a child, but i hate it even more now as an adult because i don't even think it's an unhappy as a child thing anymore. like just fully feeling warmth toward a mascot that somebody designed knowing you would grow up to be a lifelong customer lol

THE DARK KNIGHT -SO, HAVE YOU SEEN "THE DARK KNIGHT"? -WHAT? NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -ISN'T IT A KIDS' MOVIE? -NO WAY. IT'S GOT ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT TERRORISM AND GUANTANAMO, AND, LIKE, ALL THIS POLITICAL - -HA HA HA -IT MAKE SENSE IN A WAY, I SUPPOSE... -IT'S THE SAME AS RELIGION, OR PATRIOTISM... THEY'RE ALL THINGS THAT GIVE THE LOWEST AMONG US - THE DULLWITTED, THE UNATTRACTIVE, THE INDIGENT - A FALSE SENSE OF IMPORTANCE OR "SPECIALNESS." -"I LIVE IN THE BEST COUNTRY!" "I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER IN HEAVEN!" "I'VE GOT SUPER-POWERS!" HA HA HA -SO, WHAT ABOUT "IRON MAN"? IS THAT ONE ANY GOOD?

"The Dark Knight" from Dan Clowes' Wilson (2010)

me before i go on my three mile walk timed to end as the storm band reaches my house

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS LAUGHING HA-HA-HA P2-NANCY CONTINUES TO LAUGH HA-HA-HA P3-NANCY IS BESIDE HERSELF WITH LAUGHTER HA-HA-HA P4- FINALLY WE SEE WHAT NANCY IS LAUGHING ABOUT A TRUCK LOAD OF CASTOR OIL HAS HIT A TELEPHONE POLE , BOTTLES OF CASTOR OIL IS SPILLED ON THE STREET, THE DRIVER IS OK BUT HE LOOKS VERY AGGRAVATED, NANCY IS STILL LAUGHING : НА-НА- HA-НА- HA

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1949

adelaide and owen

Rainbow Video
Paw Paw, MI

it’s coming home

hot sauce

loss (the meme) versus loss (the comic strip)

my boyfriend read control alt delete in middle school but didn't know about loss until i told him about it when we started dating

no but they're doubling the amount of clicking, vibrating security orbs for the remaining products

i just watched this for the first time since i saw it in theaters when it came out nineteen years ago and i still thought it was funny

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- MR. SPUTTER IS WAITING TO CATCH THE BUS HOME MR.SPUTTER : I'M FED UP WITH HAVING THAT CHILD AROUND THE HOUSE ---I CAN'T STAND IT! P2- MR. SPUTTER IS ON THE BUS,LOOKING AT A NEWSPAPER MR.SPUTTER: I'LL SEND HER AUNT A WIRE TO COME HOME AND TAKE THAT IMP OFF OUR HANDS! P3-MR. SPUTTER IS LOOKING OUT THE BUS WINDOW MR. SPUTTER : wOW!... LOOK AT THAT RAIN! P4- MR. SPUTTER GETS OFF THE BUS, NANCY IS WAITING AT THE BUS STOP WITH AN UMBRELLA FOR MR. SPUTTER NANCY: H'LO - I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN AND MEET YA, MR. SPUTTER! P5- MR. SPUTTER IS WALKING AND THEY ARE BOTH UNDER THE UMBRELLA AS HE CARRIES NANCY NANCY: WHAT DID YOU SAY? MR. SPUTTER: I SAID I HATE MYSELF!

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
December 16,1938

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijMq...

The girl reading this ♥️

woah all timer discontinued foods post... idk if i want to live in this box or be this box

child molesting

"cause you're the joke of the neighborhood, why should you care if you're feeling good?" is one of my favorite lyrics ever. agonizing and succinct, really getting to the point. yeoooowch!!!

YouTube video by Best Sound Supertramp - Take The Long Way Home (BEST QUALITY SOUND)

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS STAYING WITH THE SPUTTERS ( FRIENDS OF FRITZI) WHILE HER AUNT FRITZI IS OUT OF TOWN NANCY IS DOING HANDSPRINGS IN THE LIVING ROOM MR. SPUTTER: STOP DOING THOSE SILLY HANDSPRINGS P2- MR. SPUTTER IS VERY GROUCHY MR. SPUTTER: THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR SUCH IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR NANCY: I'M JUST HAPPY P3- NANCY: AUNT FRITZI IS COMING BACK TODAY AND I'M GOING HOME P4- MR. SPUTTER IS THE ONE DOING HANDSPRINGS NOW

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 14,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A POSTER FOR A MAGIC SHOW , IT READS NOW PLAYING BIG AT THE ACME MAGIC THEATRE SHOW AND ON THE POSTER IT SHOWS A MAGICIAN WEARING A TOP HAT AND HE HAS A MUSTACHE, HE IS SAWING HIS ASSISTANT IN HALF P2 - NANCY IS WALKING BACK TO THE SPUTTERS HOUSE, WHERE SHE IS STAYING WHILE FRITZI IS OUT OF TOWN. P3- NANCY WALKS UPSTAIRS TO THE SPUTTERS ATTIC P4- MR. SPUTTER GOES UP TO THE ATTIC WHERE NANCY IS… MR. SPUTTER: HEY! MR. SPUTTER IS UPSET BECAUSE HE FINDS NANCY WEARING A TOP HAT AND MUSTACHE DRAWN ON HER FACE, AND SHE WAS STARTING TO CUT A SEWING MANNEQUIN IN HALF WITH A SAW.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1947

you should do marble speed dating again so i can read about it again

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