Also, while I’m complaining about the MLS AppleTV UI/UX, there needs to be an option to NOT tell me that someone is about to score a goal when I’m trying to catch up on what I’ve missed.
23.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, while I’m complaining about the MLS AppleTV UI/UX, there needs to be an option to NOT tell me that someone is about to score a goal when I’m trying to catch up on what I’ve missed.
23.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.
As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.
So, I’m just catching up with the Sounders/Rapids game, and… the AppleTV “Catch up” feature has two goals scored, the box score has one goal and a red card, and the score’s 1-0 with 11v11? I’m going to have to watch this one from the start.
23.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0God, I hope so. Tonight was fun!
22.02.2026 06:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No love for ALLTP/Zelda 1/Super Metroid/Metroid quad randomizer? 😅
22.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Come on man, let’s just enjoy this tonight 😂
22.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That pass was incredible, and the turn from Guillerme was top notch.
22.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So, this Guillerme guy doesn’t suck.
22.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Current status near Shell Energy Stadium for the @houstondynamo.com home opener
22.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0God, I miss that man. Such a talent.
22.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it’s any consolation, I read through this post and the ending made me laugh, waking my wife up from her nap. 😂
22.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.
“The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”
A literal shitpost
21.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who *hasn’t* he played for yet?
21.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it just my internet connection or is the sound of this first MLS game on Apple TV choppy? Every time there’s a loud sound it gets clipped pretty bad.
21.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly, I’m more impressed than I am upset!
19.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just saw a MSSQL query with a query cost of 12,300,000. How’s y’all’s morning going?
19.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What more do you need than a tactics game with an amazing Ben Prunty soundtrack?
19.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0<sees Fritchey, sees Ben-Gan> Love those. Looks like a great collection!
19.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brains are weird, man. There’s a song from a soundtrack of a video game that I’ve never played, but whenever I hear it it brings me back to when I was hurting when I lost one of my loved cats. It’s crazy.
19.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me and Griffin Dorsey taking a selfie at a TopGolf event.
Griffin Dorsey, always a Houston Dynamo legend 🤘🏻
19.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Catanese: Does MLS Know The Season Starts Saturday?
www.theblazingmusket.com/catanese-doe...
*Love* the chippy music, and lmao at the gif padding
18.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll take the over (if that means yes)
16.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone at my pickleball place last weekend had a “You mess with the honk, you get the bonk” t-shirt on and he had no idea it was from a video game- a friend had gotten him the shirt because his nickname was “goose”. 😂
16.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@optimstie.bsky.social HONK
16.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Great, now this is stuck in my head again. youtu.be/1J9ffRgADRU?...
15.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We had one in Houston today, too! Most of the fans were confused. 😂
14.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
