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Dita Janx comes out of hiding with ominous Instagram story post.
Source: olympia_avalanche, Instagram

'Nova-core' is currently sweeping the globe, taking social media users by storm and inspiring millions to get involved in a little bit of treason.
Source: hepandeerus.sims (TikTok)

Source?

My most sincere apologies to @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com as the Novympia discord is currently experiencing a Dita Janx related rebellion just naur.

Analysis of the square footage of the Hollow suggests that Mx. Janx and all of her possessions would not fit and thus she would not be able to reside there unless she were to part with her coveted windsurfing equipment. Source: Dorset Police

The current whereabouts of Dita Janx remain unknown.

Nova threatens Dita Janx's career as an oracle by correctly prophesising the rise to #1 of Kpop Demon Hunters as it officially becomes Netflix's #1 most-watched film of all time.
Source: CultureCrave.

EXCLUSIVE: Nova's green certificate for being a berk has been intercepted in the post. We have acquired a digital scan of it here. Source: Parcelforce

Olympia Avalanche confirms pregnancy rumours after revealing that she gave birth in new Novympia video. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ep...

Glad to know we have a global reach here at NovympiaDaily

Channel 5 social media account comments on Novympia Instagram post in attempt to maintain relevance with its under 25 and queer demographics. Source: Instagram.com/novympia

Amazing.

YouTube video by Sunrise Reality TV star Tabatha Coffey returns to Australia | Sunrise

Tabatha Coffey calls Novimpia parody of Tabatha Takes Over "delicious" in a cult first reacting to the video on The Morning Show on television. Source: Sunrise youtu.be/Xt9KMU3uDJ4

You're not gonna believe this.

Chair stuns in new photo.

Olympia Avalanche's cover of Lily Allen's 'The Fear' Has entered the UK singles charts at #97.

@olympiaavalanche.novympia.com she walked so you could run don't diss her

You called?

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have potentially been spotted at Pulpit Rock in Norway helping people cross over at difficult locations, locals say. Source: Norway Today

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have been seen helping children cross roads all throughout Bournemouth. Source: Dorset county council

Can confirm. They are very dry but very soft on the inside. Not a brilliant texture experience. Unfortunately I bought 12 and I must now live with this decision: Source: Me, bitch

Legal proceedings relating to Avalanche Vs Babadook have come to an end due to lack of a sufficient prosecution case. Neither side has yet made public comment about these happenings. Source: my sister in law Tracy who works at the home office

Olympia Avalanche's secret call-out video has breached containment online and is projected to reach 1 million views by next week. Source: Socialblade, YouTube

"That cow stole my look. I'm speaking with a lawyer presently." Says the Babadook, in an interview with People magazine regarding new Novympia video. Source: People magazine.

Here's the combined version

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in new DIY music video. Source: YouTube

Images have begun circulating of Olympia Avalanche taking photos of the man falling down the stairs at the 2025 MET Gala, dressed by Dollskill. Source: BBC America

Olympia & Nova spotted at today's Popening in Vatican City.