Hemry, Local Bartender

and i say, "gee, do the little animals want to be turned into robots?" and they tell me "sir you're the first person to ask that question." can you believe that? but i've always been smart, my uncle at MIT,

and dr roBOTnik- dr robotnik is financially destroying the green hill zone. our beautiful green hill zone, can you imagine? he's sucking up all the rings and being frankly very unfair to mr. sonic. and for what? so he can turn little animals into robots [crowd boos]

"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."

Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.

Liquidate this right into my veins.

[dying speak and spell voice] mR pResiDenT, those pharma shills at walter reed are stealing your Life Essence. all you neeed is my proprietary blend of peptides and a nice glasss of rAw MiLk

Perhaps not surprising when waging a jointly planned air campaign with Israel that US would begin to mimic Israeli practices, under current leadership…but that was fast and seems to suggest CENTCOM consciously drawing lessons from Israeli air operations not only in Iran/Lebanon/Yemen but also Gaza.

That’s the Israel-in-Gaza move for when the pace of strikes leadership wants outstrips arsenals of precision guidance kits. US forces rarely used unguided gravity bombs in the GWOT, and when they did, it was against concentrations of regular troops on open battle fronts (OEF1, OIF1, Kobane).

My endorsements are insurmountable and that’s why I need the person I don’t endorse to please drop out immediately

An executive at war with the courts and the constitution while congress cowers in the corner is no way to run a government man

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

untrue and trivially easy to check. I really don't like her and other people who do this shit for this reason. fearslop and rageslop aren't excused when they're in service a population legitimately experiencing some real shit, they're worse! those are the people who need accurate info the most.

[pounding the table] community notes!

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

Oceans are now battlefields

idk we either need more normal influencers or to teach kids how to cook and shop for groceries in schools. something. why is online making them so weird about food

well then they're dumb and they should just be eating beans and rice like a normal person, but i guess they wanted to make it sound like a weird sex thing

It's just a headline aggregator, and indeed, he did say "we're going to cut off all trade with spain"

oh yeah sounds like this is definitely wrapping up in a few days

lol oh yeah there goes our happy hour sparkling (if this is real)

idk though i guess i assume this is just grandpa popping off again

so much for sherry cocktails

The US didn't stop providing weapons to Ukraine, they just stopped providing them for free. Now they are paid for by Europe.

You can't analyse this stuff. It's the foreign policy equivalent of free jazz.

"Biden dismantled the military but I had already rebuilt it so I can end the forever wars by fighting this war forever"

Truly, this is the day Donald Trump became president

it is unusual to think about it this way, but Israel did overtly support Donald Trump after he attempted a coup against our government. insofar as there is democracy in this country, Israel is opposed to it.

we need to treat Israel not like a compromised ally but as one of our most important geopolitical enemies

again with this shit. "of course you wokes don't understand there'll be a few casualties, war is hell" yeah that's what WE told YOU motherfucker! a second ago you were saying it's wokeness that causes the casualties! rot in hell!!

president trump has reforged the blade that was broken- ya know, the jesus one,

"god damn" and "jesus" out too. fuck. uhhhh fuck these guys

my first reaction was "holy shit" but i guess that's not the right thing to say