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Hemry, Local Bartender

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Next round's on me

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You can't analyse this stuff. It's the foreign policy equivalent of free jazz.

02.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 549    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

"Biden dismantled the military but I had already rebuilt it so I can end the forever wars by fighting this war forever"

Truly, this is the day Donald Trump became president

03.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

it is unusual to think about it this way, but Israel did overtly support Donald Trump after he attempted a coup against our government. insofar as there is democracy in this country, Israel is opposed to it.

03.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

we need to treat Israel not like a compromised ally but as one of our most important geopolitical enemies

03.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

again with this shit. "of course you wokes don't understand there'll be a few casualties, war is hell" yeah that's what WE told YOU motherfucker! a second ago you were saying it's wokeness that causes the casualties! rot in hell!!

03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

president trump has reforged the blade that was broken- ya know, the jesus one,

03.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"god damn" and "jesus" out too. fuck. uhhhh fuck these guys

03.03.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my first reaction was "holy shit" but i guess that's not the right thing to say

03.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

but it's their emotional support strategic petroleum reserve

02.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

guessing we’re tapping the strategic petroleum reserve again even though it’s down ~50% from pre-Russian invasion levels and oil is $70 a barrel. guys it’s supposed to be for emergencies not whenever you get scared your foreign policy is unpopular

02.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1758    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 18
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Friend on discord showed me this and I thought a few people who enjoyed this person's comics might like to know how they post over on the Hitler site.

02.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 77

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02.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

love to be lectured & sneered at by our rulers who did something we didn't want them to do as though we were the ones begging for this and we're all fools who didn't know the consequences

02.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Graham platner on Valhalla vft

Graham platner on Valhalla vft

02.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dems should call for Hegseth to resign

02.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 15

Big goal of the movement of course is to make antisemitic jokes/slurs the consensus cool thing IRL & I see the renewed popularity of the r-slur as a tilling of the soil for that

02.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously part of this is the poster wanting to propagandize this into existence, but whether you're on X, tiktok, IG, or youtube, it's quite easy to fall into an algo hole where you will only be interacting with antisemites and non-antisemitic viewpoints are seen as fringe

02.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People are focusing on the "hitler in heaven" part for obvious reasons but "the whole world is against the Jews" is the bigger deal bc it speaks to the phenomenon where not only are people becoming nazis but they're so immersed in nazi slop that they're surprised that anyone isn't a nazi

02.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

we had to destroy that skin in order to save it

02.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone at mar a lago better have a neck rash by tuesday if they take their health seriously

02.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

lmao they're going with the dear leader's rash is Good Actually. i guess look for rubio and vance to be sporting a new neck rash too, unless they're scheming against you sir

02.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 2

[dying speak and spell voice] mR pResiDenT, those pharma shills at walter reed are stealing your Life Essence. all you neeed is my proprietary blend of peptides and a nice glasss of rAw MiLk

02.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

what the world needs now like so bad is for rfk jr to become trump's personal dr feelgood as his compounding medical issues make him lose trust in the scientific establishment

02.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

If you were one of the pod save guys yeah. Allegedly!

02.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Allegedly he was openly dealing coke while bartending too so really just being a certain type of white dude is a career superpower

02.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

bokoblins respawn tonight, be careful driving home as hitting one will fuck up your car

02.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in front of a sign that says i want to believe ALT: a man is sitting in front of a sign that says i want to believe
02.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

could that have been his last SOTU

02.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

holy smokes

02.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 675    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 2