Hemry, Local Bartender

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

untrue and trivially easy to check. I really don't like her and other people who do this shit for this reason. fearslop and rageslop aren't excused when they're in service a population legitimately experiencing some real shit, they're worse! those are the people who need accurate info the most.

[pounding the table] community notes!

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

Oceans are now battlefields

idk we either need more normal influencers or to teach kids how to cook and shop for groceries in schools. something. why is online making them so weird about food

well then they're dumb and they should just be eating beans and rice like a normal person, but i guess they wanted to make it sound like a weird sex thing

It's just a headline aggregator, and indeed, he did say "we're going to cut off all trade with spain"

oh yeah sounds like this is definitely wrapping up in a few days

lol oh yeah there goes our happy hour sparkling (if this is real)

idk though i guess i assume this is just grandpa popping off again

so much for sherry cocktails

The US didn't stop providing weapons to Ukraine, they just stopped providing them for free. Now they are paid for by Europe.

You can't analyse this stuff. It's the foreign policy equivalent of free jazz.

"Biden dismantled the military but I had already rebuilt it so I can end the forever wars by fighting this war forever"

Truly, this is the day Donald Trump became president

it is unusual to think about it this way, but Israel did overtly support Donald Trump after he attempted a coup against our government. insofar as there is democracy in this country, Israel is opposed to it.

we need to treat Israel not like a compromised ally but as one of our most important geopolitical enemies

again with this shit. "of course you wokes don't understand there'll be a few casualties, war is hell" yeah that's what WE told YOU motherfucker! a second ago you were saying it's wokeness that causes the casualties! rot in hell!!

president trump has reforged the blade that was broken- ya know, the jesus one,

"god damn" and "jesus" out too. fuck. uhhhh fuck these guys

my first reaction was "holy shit" but i guess that's not the right thing to say

but it's their emotional support strategic petroleum reserve

guessing we’re tapping the strategic petroleum reserve again even though it’s down ~50% from pre-Russian invasion levels and oil is $70 a barrel. guys it’s supposed to be for emergencies not whenever you get scared your foreign policy is unpopular

Friend on discord showed me this and I thought a few people who enjoyed this person's comics might like to know how they post over on the Hitler site.

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love to be lectured & sneered at by our rulers who did something we didn't want them to do as though we were the ones begging for this and we're all fools who didn't know the consequences

Graham platner on Valhalla vft

Dems should call for Hegseth to resign

Big goal of the movement of course is to make antisemitic jokes/slurs the consensus cool thing IRL & I see the renewed popularity of the r-slur as a tilling of the soil for that