Hemry, Local Bartender

Said it before but you can just block him, his days of being an influential thinker are long past, he doesn't have the ear of anyone plausibly connected to future power on either side. He's just a silly troll going door to door to shock people

I'd be really interested to see matty's group chats. Less to see the content, mostly to see who's in them and making him dumber, like he basically sounds like trump now

Natsukashi.

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This is kind of baffling to me because if they weren't very popular how would they be a big societal problem

Also lol at jd vance being slightly more popular than donald trump

Schumer's gotta go but I'm cracking up at the "republican party - zohran mamdani - democratic party" part of the chart

Forgot Valentine's Day four years straight, huh?

We're bringing back the war on christmas, folks, and doing it very strongly. We're making it illegal to say merry christmas, and frankly we're looking into happy holidays, in fact many people are saying holidays are one of the worst deals we've ever had

Five seconds ago we were about to go to war with nigeria for allegedly not protecting persecuted christians and now here comes DHS with OPERATION HO-HO-HEROD

That urge to learn the hurdy gurdy grab a deer skull and just dissappear in to the woods and become a cryptid.

Right, like as soon as the calculus flips from "disloyalty to trump is a death sentence" to "disloyalty to trump is rewarded" it all just implodes

I think you do have to root for MTG here because the sooner a high-profile R actually in the government gets this treatment and survives the sooner the whole thing falls apart

Really less than that bc obviously some proportion of that is just totally checked out weirdos

Only 13% of republicans are smart enough to realize that their senators should have taken the easy layup and kept the ACA subsidies

Worth pointing out that researchers say there's no concrete evidence of an actual organization or cartel by that name.
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He has done his country a great service. May his coworkers be inspired by his brave example 🫡

"Do ya play frisbee johnny?"

"What's it been, 13 months? 14? My god it's like looking in a mirror. Johnny, does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?"

Provider trump. He's providing relief from the tariffs, which he's also providing, and will make us rich. Praise be unto his great benevolence

Axios: Trump provides tariff relief at the grocery store

Every day the headline writers wake up and say "how can we maximally misinform americans to trump's benefit"

Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.

It's cool how all the evil rich guys in the world generation after generation think that scientific racism is not a story the jedi would tell you

you're a boomer dasha

Should've gone all the way and ended it with a "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!"

It's not exactly in his voice but it's funny how this reads so much like a trump post: the loopy and insane pronouncements delivered as though they're obvious common sense, the weird capitalization, the casual bigotry

I was gonna say we need a constitutional amendment but honestly I feel like we're going to need a whole convention after this

He's made The Purge real but instead of one night where all crime is legal it's one political party

Good night possum, everyone say good night to the possum

Like, this is the mainstream GOP response to an off-year election drubbing: invite nazis to the capital. There's no reforming this, there's no bringing these people back to moderation & reason. They have to be resisted tirelessly at every turn and ultimately crushed or they'll destroy everything

I just really really really never want to hear about bipartisanship ever again. These freaks are all fascists! You can't trust them dummies!