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Hemry, Local Bartender

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in fairness that's not exactly DoD's job on paper, but that's also why you have an interagency involving State and others that scopes the bounds for a conflict which are transmitted from the APNSA to SD; this is what happens when instead of that you have 3 marcos rubio in a trenchcoat

05.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

smh look in the mirror senator gogurt

05.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

of all the things to make fun of markwayne mullin though his name is not one of them. "oh they mashed his uncles' names together" that's a pretty common thing

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

If I’m ever fired, don’t tell me either. I don’t wanna know

05.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

THERE BETTER BE, PARKER!

05.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling like j jonah jameson when he doesn't get pictures of spiderman

05.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a wrap, she's gone and no one told her on camera. We can never have nice things

05.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

She still doesn't know, she's talking about setting up meetings to talk with law enforcement about sanctuary states

05.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

incredible. dead on her feet. stock-still in the middle of the ring talking about "we can go after these criminals"

05.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

first you lose your leg movement. then you lose your reflexes. then you lose your fuck plane

05.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I would take the under

05.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for these confirmation hearings

05.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

17.11.2023 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2130    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 460

if this is your first night at fuck plane, you HAVE to fuck

05.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

05.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3459    πŸ” 439    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 29

You know, for official special super shield of the americas business or whatever

05.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does she get to keep the fuck plane

05.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12

Took her to the gravel pit

05.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Yes this idea that magical daddy trump will use his unrelenting bigotry and evil to rid the country/world of the people I don't like, while showering ME with riches, is consistent across all groups of trump supporters on all issues

05.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're all like "how can any immigrants support trump, the most anti-immigrant president" and for a lot of them "trump will do a regime change on the regime my family fled" is pretty alluring

05.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

When I went to the sad little protest at the white house after the maduro kidnapping, right behind it was a big old loud pro-pahlavi rally lol

05.03.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who are underdiscussed imho at least when it comes to understanding how they justify this war to themselves wrt public opinion

05.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very simple, they're listening to the pahlavi stans

05.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

and i say, "gee, do the little animals want to be turned into robots?" and they tell me "sir you're the first person to ask that question." can you believe that? but i've always been smart, my uncle at MIT,

05.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and dr roBOTnik- dr robotnik is financially destroying the green hill zone. our beautiful green hill zone, can you imagine? he's sucking up all the rings and being frankly very unfair to mr. sonic. and for what? so he can turn little animals into robots [crowd boos]

05.03.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."

Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.

05.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2997    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 67

Liquidate this right into my veins.

05.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[dying speak and spell voice] mR pResiDenT, those pharma shills at walter reed are stealing your Life Essence. all you neeed is my proprietary blend of peptides and a nice glasss of rAw MiLk

02.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Perhaps not surprising when waging a jointly planned air campaign with Israel that US would begin to mimic Israeli practices, under current leadership…but that was fast and seems to suggest CENTCOM consciously drawing lessons from Israeli air operations not only in Iran/Lebanon/Yemen but also Gaza.

04.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the Israel-in-Gaza move for when the pace of strikes leadership wants outstrips arsenals of precision guidance kits. US forces rarely used unguided gravity bombs in the GWOT, and when they did, it was against concentrations of regular troops on open battle fronts (OEF1, OIF1, Kobane).

04.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2