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@hammerpraxis.bsky.social

Spectator at the fall of the American Empire. Any/all pronouns. (Disclaimer: No, having Lenin With Laser Eyes as my PFP does not mean that I think I'm Lenin or that I'm pretending to be Lenin. It's 2024. Stop it. Get some help.)

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Congrats on the block! It always feels good to know that these weird scumbags can't take even the slightest criticism in return.

18.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Works pretty well, but an even better solution would be to buy 4-5 planks and have them cut to size and placed *left to right* along the couch. Cover the entire length and a significant hole created by a completely missing spring. Thinking about doing that in the near-future.

18.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago I bought a few planks and had them cut down so I could place them front to back along the couch (several springs were broken/separated from the frame). 1/2

18.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not fair.

He's SO MUCH FATTER than this.

17.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We know, you fucking moron. That's the point.

You're the dumbass here.

17.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

China is actually worthy of praise and you REALLY need to stop being spoonfed propaganda.

16.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, this is the same guy who was leading a potential strike against the NBA during Covid before being talked out of it by Barack Obama directly. Yes, that happened.

16.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I misread that. This isn't a total. This is the FIRST DAY??

THEY WANTED $20K AND THEY GOT OVER ONE MILLION DOLLARS. APPROX. 60 TIMES WHAT THEY WERE GOING FOR.

IN ONE DAY.

Joel. I'm begging you. Let Mike and the boys do this permanently. Just let them take over the brand. Take a percentage.

04.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...OH. That says something.

MST3K for me, the newer ones, have been...okay. Nothing close to either original team. Meanwhile, Rifftrax has been *incredibly* consistent over the years. I would absolutely love it if Joel allowed them to take over the brand (in exchange for a percentage, I'm sure).

04.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#AndNEW!!!

β€˜Psycho Killer’ Tommaso Ciampa is the NEW TNT Champion 😱

#AEWCollision

01.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 38
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Brother calls Ilhan Omar suspect β€˜right-wing extremist,’ has hated Somalis for years Exclusive: β€˜In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t,’ Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother told The Independent

NEW from @justinrohrlich.bsky.social:

β€œI’m not surprised this happened,” Ilhan Omar attacker Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother said. β€œNot at all. Unfortunately, he and my mother are both right-wing extremists.”

"In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t," he added.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

28.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11529    πŸ” 3156    πŸ’¬ 365    πŸ“Œ 282
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Do you know the Yamcha Meme?

28.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It reminds me of the house that was for sale on Zillow forever (might even still be there) in Vegas that looked a lot like this, with an additional bunker/fallout shelter that had a faux-home underground - as in, a whole other small home, and painted walls to look like outside.

24.01.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

america truly is the 4th reich with nukes.

24.01.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FYI
ICE spotted in Philadelphia this morning. Spread the word to anyone you may know in the area.
www.reddit.com/r/philly/s/h...

23.01.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her.

This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.

19.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5417    πŸ” 1646    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 22
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Checking in on Trump’s trade war apnews.com/article/chin...

19.01.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2001    πŸ” 591    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 25

Road to Empress' greatest contribution to the world - wider knowledge of the Waist Chop

17.01.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhy are you a marxist-leninist?”

because marx predicted half of everything that has happened since the time of marx and lenin predicted the other half.

call me a rationalist, i have this weird impulse to follow those who are endlessly correct πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

11.01.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE SHOOTS BYSTANDER IN MN ONLY WEEK AFTER SLOPAGANDA VIDEO GETS TRUMP TO DEPLOY ICE🀬US SEIZES RUSSIAN TANKERπŸ‘ΊEU SCRAMBLES TO FIND ANTI OCCUPATION POSITION AFTER SUPPORTING ISRAEL/VENEZUELA OVER GREENLANDπŸ‘ΊIRAN PROTESTSπŸ‘ΊGET IN NOW! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI

07.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Not, like, next month. He murdered a guy on video. We know his face. Arrest him today.

07.01.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2273    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

07.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13146    πŸ” 2243    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 64
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

07.01.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6305    πŸ” 3058    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 226

A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution.

But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them!

We need justice.

07.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 978    πŸ” 314    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11

Theres a murderer at large being protected because of his political beliefs

07.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1414    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.

07.01.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5301    πŸ” 945    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

07.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 21957    πŸ” 4851    πŸ’¬ 315    πŸ“Œ 110

I don't think Quentin even realized Paul Dano was the second actor who came to play the character because of the level intensity that was required to match Daniel Day Lewis.

He was so good at being haunting and craven that it convinced Quentin he wasn't acting πŸ’€

08.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Western media can be held legally accountable for its role in the Gaza genocide Western media companies have made themselves a part of the mechanism of genocide in Palestine, and there are historical precedents for holding them accountable.

I hope that the media will answer for it one day.
mondoweiss.net/2024/08/west...

04.12.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4