Eat chip. Be bisexual

I just aspire to be as effortlessly hilarious and victorious as Kendrick. A walking victory lap

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

What they talkin' 'bout? They ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'
What they talkin' 'bout? They ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'
What they talkin' 'bout? They ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'
What they talkin' 'bout? They ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'

Whack him again!

Does Drake have a humiliation kink?

I've said "Kendrick dropped" in 2024 more than any other year, and that includes the blog era where he would collab with anyone who had his email and the money for a feature.

No more accidents! Shadow is making it to the bathroom in time!

Screenshot from filing

New Diddy filing:

"The government is essentially arguing for a standard in which the entire Press community—and civil plaintiffs and the government itself—can wage war against Mr. Combs’ reputation but Mr. Combs can’t even try to influence public opinion himself in response."

Snow?!

a woman in a pink dress with pearls on her ear ALT: a woman in a pink dress with pearls on her ear

i’m listening to the way i are by timbaland for the first time in a minute. no money, no car, no flowers, but the perfect soulmate?! 😭

Culture (feat. Teedra Moses) by KAYTRANADA on Apple Music Song · 2019 · Duration 4:08

This is not a vibe it’s a culture, nigga.

Boy!

Image for transgender day of remembrance with baby blue, pink, and white candles, with the date November 20 on it

Sending extra love and care to the trans community and my trans siblings as we remember the ones we’ve lost too soon due to senseless acts of hate and violence.
🩵💗🤍
#tdor #transgenderdayofrememberance

Me the day after and every day since the election:

Say hi to Shadow Moon!

Image of Anne Hathaway.

Book cover for Colleen Hoover’s ‘Verity.’

Anne Hathaway will star in the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s book ‘Verity.’

John Redcorn - SiR

I can’t believe SiR woke up one day, went to the studio & recorded John Redcorn like this.

Can we call them “flutters” instead of “skeets”? 🥹

When spirit is no more, even for those of us who don’t use it, we will all be fucked come time to cop flights. Spirit airlines prices make other airlines price their flights competitively. How capitalism is SUPPOSED to work. Once they’re gone, watch everybody prices increase smh.

I got a new kitty

Best comment of the day #Married2Med #TheTraitors

My babies! Rip shiva

LMAO, why are we like this??

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

Me opening X/Twitter:

When you block someone, their avi gets blurred and everything 😂😭 what a nice touch!

And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…

Newgrounds was a vibe.

If I can find my bravo tribe…I’ll be good to go

Owning a cyber truck the biggest form of dick riding ever cause you know you don’t even like the way it looks