Paul

Someone has points in Awe

Anytime you bring out the harness is a good time!

Bear holding a cat

The cat being held in my arms was snoring

I’m just a cat bed

Showing it off to just one friend still counts, the quota has been achieved!

Wearing briefs is like getting a haircut in the sense that you should show it off.

Sweaty or did someone have a baby oil accident?

You have your other pit, duh!

Wow, such a big sock!

😍

I’m not sure everyone would agree that was lucky, but good to hear it didn’t get too breezy

Those shorts fighting for their life to stay in one piece

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You are always allowed to post both

Wikipedia screenshot. Text: Gary Larson cartoon incident One of Gary Larson's Far Side cartoons shows two chimpanzees grooming. One finds a blonde human hair on the other and inquires, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"(113) Goodall herself was in Africa at the time. The Jane Goodall Institute thought the cartoon was in bad taste and had its lawyers draft a letter to Larson and his distribution syndicate in which they described the cartoon as an "atrocity". They were stymied by Goodall herself: when she returned and saw the cartoon, she stated that she found the cartoon amusing. (114] Since then, all profits from sales of a shirt featuring this cartoon have gone to the Jane Goodall Institute. Goodall wrote a preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy, and the institute's letter was included next to the cartoon in the complete Far Side collection. 15 She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. In 1988, when Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania, (114) he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo. (113)

RIP Jane Goodall but hello again to a reminder of the Gary Larson thing.

*ahem*

🙊

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Bear Hug, Muscle Lust

#TeddyWithBenefits #GoldenMuscleDaddy #FlexAndTease
#BeefyPlaything #RandyRedhead

So bright

Amanda Seyfried slaying in Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Megan Fox equally slaying and making some valid points in Jennifer’s Body (2009).

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Let’s go, dubs in the chat!

Retweeting this solely bc of the very good message he is saying and definitely not for any reasons having to do with homosexuality

It’s Halloween season now, right? 🎃

Did you make said turnover yourself?

It was meant as one!

Truck stop trade!

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I’m lime green jello

Hopefully you develop an unexpected but aesthetically appealing mutant gene!!